So, I went to an early screening of Annabelle last night. When I walked into the theater, it was a theater filled with children and their parents. This is a rated-R horror movie. And when I say children, I mean, at most, 10 years old. Now, I watched horror movies when I was young, but my parents never took me to the theater to see any horror. Jackass: The Movie, yes, but not a horror movie. And I honestly could care less about how impressionable these kids are; I just don't want to hear screaming kids for 90 minutes. Luckily, I was able to sit in a row by myself, and there was a good buffer between me and the crowd. It took a while to get the trailers started, so I was a little bit irritated. It wasn't something I could control, but usually when the movie runs late, they skip the trailers completely. I'm glad that they didn't skip the trailers though. In a theater full of little kids, they played the 50 Shades of Gray trailer. I couldn't hold in my laughter. Those kids saw some soft core erotica, and those parents know that they couldn't stop it. Everyone was silent after the trailer (besides my muffled laughter). I wanted to stand up and point at everyone and just yell "You deserve this!"
