Story Time with Amaury

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Amaury, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. Amaury Chaser

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    • Go to pick up my mom from work
    • Coming back, when we get to our street, a stupid party that's been going on all day is still going on and the street it is on was illegally blocked, but cops came and told them to unblock it
    • Cars are parked everywhere whichever way
    • I'm forced to drive down the middle of the street
    • A pickup is parked partly out on the street and there's only enough room for one vehicle to go by
    • A male kid, I think, starts getting out of the pickup and starts walking backward into the street without looking, so I honk to let him I'm there
    • Father of the kid comes running around and charges at the car, nearly hitting it (my mom thinks he did hit it, but I didn't hear anything)
    • I slam on my brakes and honk
    • Mom's pissed
    • I resume and pull into our driveway
    • Mom calls the cops
     
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  2. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Sounds like a fun day so far. I personally would have said run them over, make some roadkill, and claim that they were drunk and ran in front of the car, you tried to hit your brakes but couldn't in time, and they died, thus saving the world from 2 morons that no one needs out on the world.
     
  3. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!
    What'd the cops do about it?