Hand to Hand fighter this time. At the moment i'm just walking around and punching shit til it dies. I fuckin love this game.
I was expecting something funnier, but then I remembered that's all I did when I first started Oblivion and then I lol'd. I prefer my Oblivion stories though :x
Lol, Useful way to increase the skills! First time I played Oblivion, I got killed by a rat... But I suppose I'm pretty good at the game now xD
Doesn't matter how good you are now, you're that rat's bitch. He killed you and now that death is going to stick with you forever and you'll see that rats face everywhere. Just staring back, mocking you while nibbling on your flesh as it cries it's war chant over your dead body. No wonder none of the bitches in Oblivion want to get with you. You died to a rat. Try to die manly deaths, oh wait real men don't die. Thieves guild told me not to kill anybody in their missions. Want to know what I said to them? A big F U and a sword in the face. I then proceeded to kill each one of those punk-ass wannabe thieves. After looting their bodies and selling their stuff to their friends I then went to do the mission and wasted each piece of shit that looked at me. By the way, they were all guards and now they're all dead and now I wear their clothes. After I finished that shit I went to my mansion(shit you probably own that piece of crap shack in the Waterfront District), and then proceeded to my bedroom and got laid by 2 ladies. I got bored and decided to organize my shit and when they complained that they weren't finished I summoned my skeleton (TRUE BRO) and we killed them. He wears their clothes now. Should I go play Oblivion and come up with more stories?
I did =D I did it in Fallout 3 as well. Then I found out that you can't continue after the ending and had to start a new game >_>
