Sqeazel says, "Hi!"

'Allo, I have been a member of this site for a couple of day but couldn't post an introduction thread because my computer wouldn't let me go into the forums. :|
My name is of no importance but my initials are Shelby Simpson. HA. Gotcha. Anyways.. I am an obsessive Org. XIII freak that wishes to cosplay but does not have the money to buy an outfit... Or the confidence to wear one. It's a sad, sad life.
Some of my tendencies are(but not limited to)..
-Adding 'HA', 'no? and 'Success!' to the end of a sentence.
-Typing waaaay too much(like I'm doing right now).
-Plotting how I will rule the world using muffins. And my favorite,
-Randomly impersonating Michael Jackson and going 'HEE HEE!'.. To lighten the mood.
If you would not like to read unimportant facts about the Sqeazel, please skip this next paragraph.
But enough about the sad facts of my sad, sad life. Here's A Q&A!
What is a Sqeazel?
It is not A Sqeazel, it's THE Sqeazel. THE Sqeazel is the one and only weasel with a top-hat, bow-tie and strong passion for muffins. In fact, you are talking to the Sqeazel right now. The Sqeazel speaks weasenese, but types in English. Also, Sqeazel talks in third person, but for your sake Sqeazel tries to refer to herself like a normal person.

Excuse me for boring/annoying you. I am very, very sorry for wasting your time. (Success!) Last but not least, I'm really excited about joining this site. Everyone seems really nice, no? I know this because I have been lurking in the forums for the past few days.
Oh wow, I seem to have stopped typing worthless things. Success!!

 

Fun name.
*Sqeazels the thread*
Anyway, welcome, have fun, follow the rules, meet new people, and make your stay here enjoyabel and a memorabel time.

 

Hey there, my name's Julia, read the rules, post a lot, make friends. See you around the forums!

 

da, da, dit, dit dit daaaah! oh welcome to the kh-vids Dynasty! oh this this is just my theme music. read the rules post alot you that kind of jazz.

 

Welcome 2 Da Site make loads of friends and post millions and have gr8 time ere cya soon

 

sup

welcome to the site have fun and hope we can be friends


PS WELCOME REP 4 ALL

 

welcome to kh-vids.net just call me hobobis, have fun :D

 

Best intro so far xD

Welcome!~ *Tackles*​

 

Hullo Squeazel!
I will help you take over the world, that is, if I don't eat the muffins first...

Anyway...Welcome to the site! No spam, post lots, and have fun!
See ya 'round!
~Amethyst Heart~

 

I totally understand you. :|
I tried to cosplay once and I freaked. xD

Anyway, welcome to KHV~ ^w^
Sqeazel... nya~ Love it! Can you talk weasenese for us some day - like type in it : D
That would be so awesome xD

Anyway yeah, read the rules and make sure ya follow them ;]
Also, have fun here. It's actually worth some time xD [but I spend a ton of it :P]
So enjoy your stay and I better be seeing ya around! >]

 

haha you sound like youd be good friends with my boyfriend THE one and only Tana_panda... lol welcome and have FUN!!