Spambot posts are my favorite kind of comedy

They'll go to other places

 

At least then they wouldn't be on the homepage.

 

Suddenly, I wish I saw more spambot posts. The weirdest one I saw was the one promoting fitness or something. Yeah like I wanna get up and exercise just because you told me to.

 

I saw a bot linking to pictures of massive bollocks once, amongst other things. Or so it claimed, I didn' t click the link. The funniest bot I' ve ever seen was undoubtedly this one (google translated from French) :

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Elyon BROTHER: THE LAST TRUE PROPHET!

Yes, I think it would be wise to look more closely at the writings of Brother Elyon because in perusing the six items he wrote in ten years, by the Will of God and the grace of the Spirit Holy, I have noticed no contradiction with the Holy Bible in general and the Holy Gospels in particular.
Certainly Revelations are strong and sometimes surprising, especially in the work: "the edicts - Revelation D'ELIE". However nothing is shocking or in opposition to Scripture. So, in my humble opinion, I think it would be advisable to read everything with attention and heart, before making a personal judgment on Brother Elyon. Especially since the Items can be read for free on the Sacred Site in PDF format A4, (which proves his selflessness towards money).
Moreover, not only are these books except perfectly consistent with many ancient prophecies, but they highlight some truths that have been hidden ...

Here's a concise explanation of each Sacred Books:

THE CALL OF GOD MISSION AND PROPHECY:
(First Sacred Books which provided many revelations on: The Real Appeal of Christ Brother Elyon, the great Mission of the Sacred Heart, the prophecies, visions, dreams, protection formulas, prayers, religions, shroud of Turin, the Apparitions of Dozule, the Grand Monarch and the Holy Pontiff ...)

THE ULTIMATE ALLIANCE:
(The Ultimate Gospel of Christ, dictated by Our Lord Himself, but also THE Scenario of the great film that God wanted to evangelize the world which unfortunately failed, because the devil has made every effort with an outrageous and Machiavellian zeal, blinding some Catholics ...)

IGNORANCE, CURSE OF HUMANITY! :
(Third Sacred Books which details the whole truth about the failure of the film, with a copy of the controversy from the Catholic forum, some people who unleashed, sometimes aggressively, in order to defend a very subjective point of view but ignoring the will of God, we also find the extraordinary "journey" of Brother Elyon in Heaven, then the events of the scenery shooting in Israel.)

VERITAS Odium Parit:
(Which means "Truth begets hatred" is the sequel to the previous Work with all prophecies and messages of the Blessed Trinity, between 2004 and 2009, as well as answers to frequently asked questions and Brother Elyon's expert advice on healthy lifestyle to practice.)

The edicts-REVELATION OF ELIE:
(Fifth Sacred Books, bringing high Revelations concerning the policy that will lead the Grand Monarque, and how the Holy Pontiff will restore the Catholic Church. Other surprising revelations contained therein, but it is not really surprising, since it is "the Apocalypse of Elijah!")

PRAYERS AND MESSAGES OF THE HOLY TRINITY:
(Brother Elyon wrote here the sixth Sacred Books, according to the Will of God, to make Prayers needed for this world drifting away and for more spiritual Truth. It proves an unprecedented great Tribulation will befall us. Prayers are also planned for this terrible time that is fast approaching. All messages Brother Elyon has received, from 2002 until 2012 contained therein, including the description of his "journey" to heaven absolutely outstanding ...

Here are the links to order the Sacred Books. It is possible to read for free on the Sacred Site, but it is strongly recommended to order because the great Tribulation will happen and destroy all digital data ...

6 THE BOOKS ELIE:

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Or you can order directly on the website of the publisher, ILV-EDITION:

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Brother Elyon will this year 2014 publish a seventh Sacred Books, which bears the title: "UNIFICATION OF CHURCHES AROUND STONE II".

Yes, I am convinced that Brother Elyon was the victim of an attack in the rule of the devil, by proxy. The proven fact that the devil fears the Messenger of God, who is truth Elijah or the second "Control" of the Apocalypse of St. John, it has influenced some Catholics to bring discredit on the subjectively about Brother Elyon, mainly for the great evangelist Film God can abort! You see, Brother Elyon deserves a little more consideration and respect,
as Religious Hermit first, praying constantly and suffering to save many lost souls. We must also respect him for his humble and pure heart because he is the Messenger of God and the last of the Prophets, (this leaves no doubt!), He considers himself "small" and "the greater sinner the Earth has seen! "Detailed explanation of this fact in the Sacred Books: "the edicts - REVELATION OF ELIE", but also by reading the autobiography of Brother Elyon written in the Sacred Site ...

BROTHER IS Elyon?

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On the other hand, the various proofs, and all messages it has received since 2002, of the Most Holy Trinity, are very significant and put an end to all controversy negative or destructive! Also, I suggest you read all the message from 2002 to 2012, but also other receipts in 2013 that you can find by clicking on the following link ...

INFO AND MESSAGES:

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And if you want to know all the prophecies of Brother Elyon, without going through the Sacred books ...

PROPHECY:

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Finally you can write directly to Brother Elyon, through its following email box ...

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And here is the link of the Sacred Site, directed by Brother Elyon, but according to the Will of God to illuminate this world increasingly darkened and everyone knows what he must do to be saved from the Great Tribulation that comes ...

THE SACRED SITE: sacred-site.com

You can also follow Brother Elyon on Facebook, and become his friend on the following link ...

http://www.facebook.com/elyon-bro

Above all, do not waste your time going on sites, forums or blog, speaking of false prophets or false messengers currently deceiving humanity, since there is only one Prophet and today until the end of time, namely: BROTHER Elyon ("the Bringer of Divine Light!").

May the Holy Spirit enlighten you and bring you the light of truth, so that we can all unite together to face the horror to come.

AMOR PAX LUX VERITAS