Spambot posts are my favorite kind of comedy

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Ars Nova, Jul 18, 2014.

  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Also what the fuck is a snoring chin strap
     
  2. Karuta Reborn

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    I dunno but it comes with auto level up

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  3. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I think it's supposed to stop someone from snoring by keeping their mouth shut?

    That or it's a neat new sex toy.
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    My favorite spambot before he was slain by Chev. May he rest in grey....


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  6. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    ...I mean

    obviously anything with 'strap' in the name is liable to become a sex toy

    but I'm still not sure where you were going with this
     
  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I'll be honest, I don't want to go anywhere with this...chin strap thing...
     
  8. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Guys think we might need a better "prove you're human" system?
     
  9. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    A "do you bleed" system?
     
  10. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    There are some that generate questions that are very easy to just google.

    Keeps idiots out, too.
     
  11. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Now you've gotten my interest.
     
  12. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    I think the minstrel show is my favorite kind of comedy.
     
  13. Llave Superless Moderator

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    How else am I to practice my banhammer trigger finger when you real kids act like butts?
     
  14. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Less bots = less bot posts

    But they're funny


     
  15. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Pretty sure I saw a few bots having a conversation
    I think they're becoming sentient
     
  16. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    Can we stop and take a moment to appreciate and honor the loss of the Yo Mama jokes bot

    oh man that was beautiful.
     
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  17. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    or a morning mod
     
  18. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    We really shouldn't hire mods to just be tedious spambot cleaners.... We should prevent the spambots from getting in in the first place.

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  19. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Prime idea: prevent any more people from joining the forum starting today :>
     
  20. Shiki my waifu is better than yours, thanks

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    Or maybe stop normal members from posting threads in the news forum...