Spam E-Mails

I've been getting a lot more of them for a few weeks now.

 

Congratulations.

You have been randomly select to recieve one free iPod nano.

 

I keep getting ones for penis enlargement. Help ;-;

 

betyoucouldhelpmypenisenlarge

STOP IT JAY

STOP IT

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU'RE LAUGHING AS YOU TYPE THIS VERY SENTENCE

ENOUGH

 

I laughed : D Can I laugh? :3

 

I don't get too many spam emails. What am I doing wrong?

 

Oh please, you think you have spam email? At least your provider's spam filter allows spam to go through and NOT actual emails.

And the spam keeps telling me I only have a few years left to live D:

 

Don't encourage him!!!

 

I'm getting a lot from hot Asian women...though, I'm pretty sure they're Korean transsexuals.

 

Those are the best kind obviously.

 

have you tried deleting them

 

I meant in general, not in my inbox. But yes, I've been marking them as spam and deleting them from my junk folder.

 

congrats on dealing with a problem that plauges everyone who has an email

 

Well, I wasn't getting so many before.

 

the cruel god of spam email always strikes eventually

no one is safe

:(

 

But I don't want to meet hot singles in my area.

 

I want to meet ugly married people from the other side of the world : D but apparently they aren't advertised as often ;-;

 

Well, I now know why this started.