Sora's past (a comedy)

Sora's glittering eyes looked up to the moon in the sky. It shed light onto the path Sora and his friend Riku walked.
Sora: I don't remember my parents at all Riku...
Riku: Hahaha, then that's probably why they abandoned you.
Sora: Hey, sh-shut up! That's not true....or is it....?
Sora wiped away a tear in his eye, hiding the burning feeling from Riku.
Sora: And what about your parents, huh? What did they look like?
Riku: My dad looked like an older version of me, while my mother....I think she died at childbirth.
Sora: Oh...okay. To change the subject to a brighter note, how about we talk about other worlds?
Riku: Other worlds? You can't possibly think there are other worlds can you?
Sora saw through Riku's mocking tone to see an envy that looked out of place.
Sora: Riku, I know you believe. Let's talk okay? Let's create a world of our own!
Riku: I don't know. To be honest I want to leave destiny islands. But some nagging feeling is telling me not too. I don't know, Sora....
Sora: Hahaha, butthead! You are so hilarious! You should have seen yourself.
Riku looked angrilly at Sora but fiercness turned to laughter.
Riku: Look who you are calling butthead, dimbulb! You scare away her every second, you know?
Sora's face turned serious.
Sora: Her? Who do you mean?
Riku: You know, Kiari. I think she's pinning away from you.
Sora looked suprised and then confused. His eyes widened in wonder.
Sora: Kiari? Who is she? Is she...pretty?
Riku: Duh she is! You never saw her? That's suprising, Mr. Ugly. I bet you were so ugly that she dosn't like to show her face. Bring a bag tomorrow night at this very place, at this very time and I'll show you, okay?
Sora nodded and watced Riku run off.
Sora: A beautiful girl, huh. I bet Riku's pulling my leg again, like the time he told me about the treasure in the coconut tree. I ended up getting a concusion and a scar from a lizard.

Sora padded up the path now lit by a small shimmer of the cresent moon. A shadow appeared in the distance, and Sora ran happily to see Riku.
Riku: So you did come, Sora. I had my doubts because of your goody goody two shoes nature of mind.
Sora: Hey, I want to meet her okay? I brought the bag, too.
Riku: Good, my spy apprentice. Let me hold it up to your face, okay?
Sora: Uh....sure.
Riku, started to cut two small circles in the bag and placed it smoothly over Sora's head. Sora's eyes shone with anger as Riku smirked.
Sora: What's the deal with the bag, huh Riku?
Riku: You are so ugly, if she wakes up I'm afraid you'll scare her witless.
Sora ripped the bag off his head, and Riku started to tsk at him.
Riku: Tsk, tsk Sora. Supplies are scarce on these islands. Who knows how long it is before the merchants get ahold of more.
Sora: Shut up Riku. Let's get a move on, okay?
The two quarrling friends moved across the landscape to the house Kairi lived in.
Sora: Now what, smart guy. How do we get in?
Riku: My apprentice, we spy through the window duh.
Sora: Okay then wise guy, you do it.
Riku: stop calling me inelligent. Your flattering me.
Sora watched as Riku silently peered into the room. He looked sullenly at Sora.
Sora: Can I see?
Riku: She's not here. I think she might be on vacation or something.
Sora climbed up but Riku was right. No one was in the room.
Riku: Let's wait a bit. Maybe she's using the bathroom or something.
No one came though. Sora yawned and lay back onto the soft sand. Riku looked down at him and smiled. Reaching into his pocket, he took a small object and a piece of paper out. He moved the object across the paper and took a piece of coconut skin to tie the paper to Sora.

 

>.> Riku's so mean in this, lol. Pretty good, but I think you're supossed to write things in story format here.

 

Yeah, I guess so. I like comedies in this format, but if I'm not supoosed to I'll stop. Thanks for the tip.

 

lol i like it its funny but i don't get the ending what did riku do to sora?

 

Sora awoke to see the blinding sun high in the sky. Standing up, he examined the area around him. He wasn't in front of Kairi's house, though.
Sora: What am I doing in the village center? And what's on my-
Sora ripped a piece of paper from the back of his shirt. He read it aloud.
Sora: I was spying on Kairi and I burned her most prized possesion )=)
Groaning, he knew that the note was Riku's dirtywork. He looked uo to see the mayor looking very angry.
Mayor: You burned my adopted daughter's good luck charm?
Sora: No sir, I've never even met the girl! Riku wrote this.
Mayor: Riku? That innocent child over there?
Sora followed the direction the political man was pointing. He saw Riku sitting on the wooden bench, looking so innocent he could have had wings and a halo.
Sora: Yes, that innocent child over there. He was the only other person with me.
Mayor: Aha! So you were BOTH spying on her. Well, she wasn't even there.
Sora: I know! So how could I spy on her?
Mayor: You couldn't! She took her charm with her too. So you are free to go.
Sora gapped disbelievingly at the man.
Sora: You put me through all of that trouble for nothing....
Mayor: That's right. Have a sea salt ice cream bar, just imported from Twighlight Town. It's fresh and pretty good.
Sora: *Taking the ice cream bar* uh.....okay. Where's Twighlight Town?
Mayor: It's actually in another world. I think......
Riku walks over, eyes gleaming in wonder.
Riku: Another world? Can I hear about it?
Mayor: By golly my uncle's gotee! It's time for the meeting and I need to go.
He runs off, leaving Sora and Riku alone.

 

oh okay i see lol so innocent he could have had wings and halo nice! poor sora being bullied by riku

 

Riku's gaze falls on Sora, who was now avoiding Riku's eyes.
Riku: Hey dude, I'm sorry for what I did.
Sora: *Looking up* I wish that were true, Riku.
Riku: I mean it. That was wrong, what I did. I never should've.
Sora: So do you mean we're buds?
Riku: Duh, haven't we always?
Sora grins, his teeth sparkling in the daylight.
Riku: Yeah, I have to go. This is weird...I feel so sorry.
He gets up and walks away. A piece of paper on his back reads, "I'm Butthead."
Sora: Heh heh, sucker.
Later that day, Sora found himself in front of Kairi's house again. He dearly wanted to meet her, and he sat on a sand dune covered with tall grass. He was hidden from Riku, the Mayor and even Kairi herself.
Sora: Will she ever come home? I need to meet this girl...
A small, scratchy feeling went up Sora's leg. He looked down to see a small black dot moving on his knee.
Sora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TICKS!!!!!!!!!!
He jumped off the dune and with graceful motions he landed in the water. He struggled underneath the surface, grappling at the tick while mashing it with sand. It finally broke off and Sora lifted his head from under the waves to see a beautiful, crimson haired girl.
Sora: Uh, you must be Kairi.
Kairi looks at Sora and he realizes that he had no shirt on. The water reflected off his chest, and Sora was embarresed to see Kairi was blinded by the light.
Kairi: I've never seen you the whole time I've lived here. Who are you?
Sora: My name's Sora and I live on the other side of the town.
A sudden noise causes Sora to turn his head. He saw Riku standing in front of Kairi with an angry look on his face.
Riku: Oh, so your flirting with my girl?
Sora: No, and I thought you never met her too!
Riku: I never spoke to her, you idiot. I know who she is.
Kairi: Uh, Butthead?
Riku laughed at this until he realized it was directed to him.
Riku: Watch your mouth, okay?
Kairi: I thought that was your nickname.
Riku: Sora, what have you told her? My names Riku, by the way.
Sora: Nothing at all Riku. Why do you think I told her?
Riku: Who else would?
Kairi: Stop it Riku and Sora. There's a sign on your back that says, "I'm Butthead." That's why I called you that, okay?
Riku shakes his head and walks away.
Sora: Uh, I better get going too.
He runs off before Kairi could say anything. She looks after him and Riku.
Kairi: I can see what Sora means by Butthead.

 

rotfl!!!!! mean sora! mean Riku!!!!

 

Hey thanks guys! I never knew you would find it THAT funny. I didn't laugh until the part when I made Kairi call Riku a butthead, but that was all.:)