Sora’s Journey I have one friend, Riku’s has name We like to play a childish game You gently take off the other pants Then round my butt hole do a dance There’s also Kairi sleep and sound Violate her while she’s down If she wakes up run and hide Or catch her round the other side (tee-hee) Oh my god a big dark ball Out comes a shadow very tall I receive an overly large key But not as big as my pee-pee I fight for war and I fight for love Sucked into the air this is enough Licked by a dog when I awake Where am I for goodness sake? Traverse Town is this place So I give off a goofy face When I meet two friendly men One’s a dog and one’s a… hen? So we go into a ship of Gummi Yes, the name sounds very funny Please do not make fun of it Alright, the truth - it’s a piece of **** The very first stop is Wonderland A rabbit runs with a clock in hand Through a door that shrinks in size Saying he wasn’t a midget would only be lies I drink a potion and I’m very small I hope it wasn’t addicting at all Because you never know what they put in those drugs From a naked man I get lots of hugs A fat old woman at a podium(s) Her fingers are like little drums A super hawt girl is standing there Her head must be cut off, even the hair So am I still waiting? For this world to stop hating Can’t find a good reason Can’t find hope to believe in I totally ripped off Sum 41 It doesn’t matter; it was a load of fun So I find the shadow and defeat it Even though my voice is really girly I have one hair in my armpit Back into the Gummi Ship we go It’s better than having a 20†afro Now we head into a jungle Donald dislikes Howard Jubungle Yes, I made up the word Jubungle Doesn’t even matter ‘cause this poem is rubbungle So let’s carry on with the story at hand Let’s skip a few worlds, move onto to Peter Pan So there is Riku with Kairi right there It looks like he has cut off her hair Looks like she has been in his pants Pants and stamps rhymes with ants My shadow comes to defeat me Luckily I have this massive key I’ve used it to save many worlds But it doesn’t get me any girls (boo-hoo) So I team up with Peter Pan His sword moves swiftly like a fan Captain Hook falls to our might He doesn’t put up a very good fight The crocodile eats his nice appendage In his teeth he mashed and bent it Riku managed to get away To Hollow Bastion we must save the day We meet a very hairy man Upon arrival in this brand new land He tells us that his name is Beast It’s a fitting name for such a… beast We fight our way into the castle It is too much of a big hassle Riku gets taken over by the darkness I don’t like him Then we fight to the end of time Not the end of the time, the end of mankind The name of the place is the End of the World I really want Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Then me and Ansem duke it out I like the way he screams and shouts I throw a punch at his left cheek Lots of EXP is what I seek So we come upon Kingdom Hearts Then Donald lets out lots of farts I’m glad I am done with this fight “Because without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts is light!†Ansem explodes or something like that The doors to Kingdom Hearts are very fat We close them really nice and well Wherein Riku and Mickey forever dwell I finally see my friend Kairi She’s starting to float away from me The sand she stands on begins to slide I am too stupid to use glide So then she goes back to Destiny Islands All I had to do was glide to save her (insert word that rhymes with islands here) She goes into the secret spot I see her boobs and they’re really hot So I found myself at a crossroads Another mysterious man in a black robe Tells me to forget and remember I can’t even remember if it’s December >.< So I go to Castle Oblivion I cannot count to the number bazillion I climb the floors and lose my bits Bits include nice things like tits Eventually I fight a flower man Too caught up in giving hand To other guys like the dirty Axel … Uh, his name is… uh, um, Axel? Then I meet Namine She tells me to meet Haywood Jublomi I say no I don’t like wang She says she’s cool with that kinda thang So she puts me in a pod I should have brought my mini iPod No one likes the mini iPod Everyone wants the Video iPod Then I wake up one year later I guess my body is no traitor Me and my buds all shake hands There is a werewolf in my pants King Mickey saves us from some white guys They stole my favorite jewel red handbag They were true wiggas in the grillzin house Kairi will one day be my spouse So I go to a mysterious tower There I gain a brand new power The fairies call it Valor Form I’ll just call it Shmexy Form! The first stop is Hollow Bastion A bit boring if you were gonna ask that question My journey begins once again I must take down the Organization Now we enter the Land of Dragons Watch out for exploding wagons We have gone into Beast’s Castle Stick a candle up his *** hole Olympus Coliseum greets us next Hades breathing down our next We fight some battles and get out of there Phil really needs to grow some hair Then we meet the pirate Jack I think he’s really smoking crack Next is a place full of music No one likes it so we all misuse it After that I come upon a nice place Agrabah is getting’ up in yo face Halloween Town is really nice It’s full of cinnamon and sugar and spice Next is a place with a large rock No, it isn’t shaped like a sock The name of this place is the Pride Lands It gets better after my greatly laid plans Back to Hollow Bastion I go Teleported into a digital world Riding motorcycles and fighting them too This place is pretty stupid and Tron is poo So then I fight 1000 Heartless The battle was honestly completely pointless Tetsuya Nomura evidently wanted filler All he gave was an excitement killer So then I have to do all the worlds again What the ****’s with that it just isn’t grillzin Unfortunately there is nothing I can do But fight the Org members and visit Winnie the Pooh Finally my journey takes me to an exciting place And there I meet a familiar face He calls himself Roxas but he’s too much like me He wears a big hood so he cannot see We battle with all these overly large keys Unfortunately he has two and defeats me But in the end I take the victory Only because I choked him with silly putty Anyway, I meet up with the majestic King We wander around and find a big castle thing There, the greatest enemies lie I better do some side quests or else I will die So I enter the castle and fight many men With a big old dog and a useless hen First goes down one, then two, then three All that’s left is Xemnas and me But I seen find out that there is more to this I meet up with Riku and give him a kiss A meet up with Kairi and give her a hug She don’t deserve a kiss ‘cause she looks like a thug Finally the final boss battle comes This poem’s six pages and I’m not even done Me and Riku fight and we have lots of fun Xemnas is a weakling, he should use a gun So we kick his little *** and move on with our day The world of darkness is just a step away It’s like Destiny Islands but flooded with dark To return to our home, from here we embark The door to light opens, it’s finally true Which is good because the whole first game that annoying stupid voice had been telling me what to do, and I never knew what it meant and it was getting really annoying trying to figure out who it was, but it was now no longer telling me what to do So me and Riku entered the door We had no trouble to worry about anymore Kairi is waiting on the wave crested shore I begin to love her more and more I run up to her and bring out her charm I’m here for her, and I grab her arm But this journey’s not over - don’t stop reading yet For Kairi comes with a message unread She brings a message with a familiar seal We’re being brought into a whole new ordeal… To be continued
LOL. You wrote that? xD 'twas pretty hilarious. I like how you rhymed 'beast' with 'beast' and 'axel' with 'axel'. Scandalous.
That was beatiful. Me likes the whole "Still Waiting" part. That shows not all Poetry has to be about dieing. xD
lol, that was great xDDDD these are my fav. parts>>> So I found myself at a crossroads Another mysterious man in a black robe Tells me to forget and remember I can’t even remember if it’s December >.< So she puts me in a pod I should have brought my mini iPod No one likes the mini iPod Everyone wants the Video iPod Then we meet the pirate Jack I think he’s really smoking crack Next is a place full of music No one likes it so we all misuse it So then I fight 1000 Heartless The battle was honestly completely pointless Tetsuya Nomura evidently wanted filler All he gave was an excitement killer So then I have to do all the worlds again What the ****’s with that it just isn’t grillzin Unfortunately there is nothing I can do But fight the Org members and visit Winnie the Pooh Anyway, I meet up with the majestic King We wander around and find a big castle thing There, the greatest enemies lie I better do some side quests or else I will die
Dude, that was amazing! I can't believe you wrote that, it deserves an award.....Here *Hands Roxas my left shoe* This is your award.
THEY STOLE MY FAVORITE JEWEL RED HANDBAG!! XD Loved it. Also: His name was Beast, a fitting name for such a..Beast *wets self* *wets self* *peeage* >.>
Yes, I made up the word Jubungle Doesn’t even matter ‘cause this poem is rubbungle So let’s carry on with the story at hand Let’s skip a few worlds, move onto to Peter Pan We fight our way into the castle It is too much of a big h***le Riku gets taken over by the darkness I don’t like him My two favortie verses fromt he first half. I love the last line of the second verse "I don't like him."
LMAO... wow... loved it... but you have way too much time on your hands to rhyme all that. Well mostly rhyme. :P My favourite stanza: Look out Shakespear... ;)
this is **** awsome!!! how did you come up with that? tell me please! it was the best peom i have ever read in my life(and the longest but who gives a **** about that) please be my buddy!:o
