Someone thought it would be a good idea to make an equation for catching Pokemon

I love children's video games.

 

Someone thought it'd be a good idea to live in a basement.

 

Oh, so that's how it works?

Damn, now I'm going to go put it to work! B|

 

I'm touching myself to these numbers right now.

 

A is the variable for Apples, correct?​

 

When the hell did they put letters in math?

 

Of course. Then you go into the kitchen. Gotta get your fix in- *shot*

 

I suck at math, so my head is hurting now.​

 

Maybe with some crackers? I'ma get my- *shot too*
Aren't inside jokes the best? :'D​

 

Well someone doesn't seem to appreciate high quality home-studio-produced music... that just so happens to involve fruits and collectible creatures from a children's anime/video game franchise.

 

I know. I worked so hard on that crap--I mean, glorious piece of musical genius... They're just jealous because they didn't get to hear it. ::L:​

 

Clearly! I dare them to find another song with the same themes. B|

 

They never will.

Because no one sings about videogames/apples anymore. ​

 

Damn these kids and their music. They're too busy singing about capping hoes to realize what's really important in life: Japanese video games and food.

 

Johnny? What does "capping hoes" mean? Is that slang for: "Giving females who stand on corners occasionally hats to wear on their heads so that they don't have a heatstroke"? :lolface: ​

 

... Yes, let's go with that. It certainly has nothing to do with armed violence... How much do you know about that sort of thing, Kree? :lolface:

 

Go to Twitter where your kind belongs >:I

 

Armed violence? That's when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much and decide to have a baby, right Johnny? :lolface:​

 

I twitter with my penis.