Someone explain this to me.

All but one of my finals just need to be fed through a machine to be graded.

And it's been one to three days since I took them and only one final grade is in.

What's taking so long it's killing meeeee >:

 

Its quite possible that the grading machine is a paper shredder.

 

Maybe the machine went out to buy milk.

 

You have entire exams of multi-choice? I hate multi-choice. I much prefer writing an essay, because at least then, you can vaguely answer a question, while with multi-choice, it's either right or it's not.