Some things I learned from MGS...

Okay so this was only supposed to be a short list but I got carried away.

1. Smoking cigars/cigarettes can reveal hidden laser traps.
2. Boxes are an effective use of camouflage.
3. You will not get struck by lightening by uttering 'kuwabara! kuwabara!'
4. I'M COVERED IN BEES!
5. You ARE governed by your genes.
6. Raw Snake is tasty. 8D
7. Big Boss cannot take off his pants.
8. WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING!
9. People will not suffer frostbite in an Alaskan winter when they're topless.
10. Large punctuation marks appear above people's heads.
11. People can ALWAYS be distracted by Asian wimmenz in bikinis/lingere.
12. No matter how much engraving is on your Single Action Army it will not help you to shoot people.
13. The Russian Glowcap Mushrooms will charge your batteries.
14. It is A-OK to be a quadruple backstabbing agent.
15. Never underestimate the pretty ones. They might just come back to kick your ***.
16. Putting legs on a tank is not a stupid idea.
17. I NEED SCISSORS 61
19. Rosemary is a *censored*.
20. Never ask Para-Medic anything that can lead to obscure monster movie references.
21. Wear a cup. Always. You never know when you'll have to endure a crotch grab.
22. The anime nerd is your friend.
23. The dead never sleep.
24. Vampires are real.
25. No matter where you shoot a guard, their head will explode.
26. Remember that even the strangest looking enemy has their weaknesses...such as tree frogs.
27.Leave the game running for Ocelot after the credits.
28. Don't use autofire.
29. *Edited by the S3*
30. That conniving son-of-a-***** Santa Claus.
31. The LA-LI-LU-LE-LO are the LA-LI-LU-LE-LO.
32. Don't run around the jungle in a scientist's uniform.
33. Just because you're contact is wearing sunglasses and a ponytail doesn't mean it's who you think it is.
34. Don't cause a Time Paradox. EVER.
35. Meowing is an acceptable way to call for backup.
34. A cigar can light your way through the darkest cave.
35. When you hear dramatic music...just keep climbing the damned ladder.
36. If it sounds like Snake, looks like Snake, and acts like Snake...chances are it's Snake.
37. Guards are stupid.
38. Diazapan will help your aim.
39. A walking bipedal tank can always be taken out by a single man on foot with a stinger missile.
40. Look after your box and your box will look after you.
41. Exoskeletons are a death sentence...but look so badass.
42. Just because you've been told you have the recessive genes, doesn't mean you do.
43. Liquid can survive near everything.
44. Eyepatches are stylish.
45. Did you say...Monkeys?
46. You can be possessed by an arm transplant.
47. Names mean nothing on a battlefield.
48. EVA had breast implants.
49. Calorie Mates are good for dieting.
50. These games have more twists than a Mexican Soap Opera.

 

I lol'd when i heard that in the game. XD the reactions were priceless.

 

You forgot The End likes his bird TOO much.