Some people say the stupidest things

I remember once I was in Old San Juan,just infront of the " El Morro" , sitting beside my friend talking and stuff.

And this guy out of nowhere starts to scream "DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK SPANISH?!" ..in spanish of course.

I just had to laugh because Puerto Rico's first language is spanish and I was like "no ****ing way".


xD

 

My friend and I were talking to an old friend of ours, and he goes,

"Hey Zack, how ya been?"

My friend replies, "Oh, huh? Yes."

 

someone asked me, "how do you spell DNA?" Not the full word, like ACTUALLY D-N-A.

 

My friend Zack asks me how to spell all kinds of things.

Words like, 'specific' and 'tablet' and simple words like that.

 

The other day, my had a question for me. she asked me what the initals of my ole middle school was, and i answered: U.P.M.S (not kidding, laugh if you will)
and she said: "Isn't that what guys do when they're hungry?"​

 

Ha ha! I said something really stupid yesterday... XDD

When I got home, I was suffering from a headache. So my mom was asking me about it, and how much it hurts, and blah, blah, blah...

Then after a while, I was like, "Maybe my headache is from Spring Fever..."

And I meant allergies... D8 I have no idea how that slipped out of my mouth. <<

 

Quick! What's the number for 911?!

 

"That guy across the street says he has candy, so I'm gonna go hang with him!"

 

Someone just told me a bit ago 'Hummingbirds aren't birds. They are insects.'

 

Someone once honestly and completely tried to argue with me that Africa was in South America.
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This girl at my school once spent thirty minutes preaching to my friends and me about how we shouldn't read Harry Potter because J. K. Rowling is a witch who practices dark magic, which goes against God, and that we were going to go to hell if we kept reading the books O_O

I laughed. A lot. Then I continued on reading Order of the Phoenix.

 

When I used to go to church that's what they preached to me. >_> Can't believe I actually believed it either. Then again I was around 10-12

 

you have GOT to be ****ing kidding me.


AND OOOOH THIS REMINDED ME that once, we were in history class debating about economy in different countries and my friend just said " Venezuela , including all South America as well , is much much richer than the United States".

I literally facepalmed.

 

Most of the priests in my church are Polish, so their Finnish isn't too good.
And every time they're preaching, I could almost swear that I hear them cursing O_O​

 

Round One.

Round Two

^ he edited this one to make sense though later

Round Three

 

You've got a very good point.

 

Obviously Masochism is a religion lol

 

In social studies class this kid decided to share that he didn't think Hitler was such a bad guy.That didn't go over so well with my Jewish friend.

 

O_O Why dont you just issue it in the news paper! I mean ****, you post that everywhere including that pic

 

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