Some people say the stupidest things

How is that stupid? She's right. lol obvious

- So we had a high school trip near London, visiting some castle. So we had lunch break in the inner courtyard. A friend of mine sat on a big cannon there. Another friend of mine (blonde, or what did you expect?) wondered: "Hey, what's that pole lying here for?"
- Another classmate, on my friend's presentation on felines: "Yes, I have a question. Isn't a lion just a male tiger? You treated them like they were completely different species."
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Much younger cousin: Are idiots animals?
Older cousin: No, of course not. Idiots are human beings like you and me.

 

Why? .

 

I didn't say any of these.

1. How do you spell Australia?
2. The chicken came first, everyone knows that.
3. Zebras are immune to all natural diseases.
4. The bible is true because it was written by god.
5. I don't like ACDC.
6. I think you may need medication.
7. Anything containing "Over 9000"

 

Well, I have a funny story of how incredibly awkward I used to be as a little kid, this is actually more amusing when I tell it in my own voice rather than text, but whatever.

Like, I was really uncomfortable in public situations on my own when I was little because I hadn't really come out of my shell, so even stuff like talking to cashiers or ordering at a restaurant I would get all flustered. So, one time my sister asked me to walk into a CVS and buy her and myself a drink, so I rushed in and shuffled around hurriedly hoping to just get in and get out, I hand them to the Cashier, everything was going smoothly until he handed me my bag and was like "Have a nice day!"

and being the immensely awkward kid that I was, I was like a deer in headlights at the fact that he talked to me and I had to have some sort of response...like I had no idea what to say, I just wanted to leave, why did he have to say something to me, aarrrgh. so in a split second of panic all I could think to say was..

"Oh, you're welcome"

 

In P.E. the other day, Miele teamed up with a guy and called themselves the M.A. Lakers. In a foreign lanugage to you all it means idiots. We all started pissing ourselves laughing because we all knew what it meant, one of the girls in our class was laughing aswell then she's like "I don't get it", and she speaks Greek. The gym fell silent and everyone just stared at her. We quietly explained to her what it meant then she's like "Ohhhh I get it now". [delayed reaction] >|

 

TMM has never been a kid. Dumbest sh*t I ever heard.

 

Wow. I know that's a manga reference, but I can't for the life of me remember its name. Noir?

 

I said "You too" to someone that said she was going home

I just can't handle that sentence​

 

Someone once told me they wanted to take a trip to Australia, so I said, 'that's cool'. She then asked me how long a trip by train it was.... xD

 

My friend in art was using George Bush as a part of it, I then asked her if it was George Bush Senior or George Bus Junior. She laughed and shouted that there was only one George Bush, for the whole class to hear​

 

I was about to rage so hard before I read your white text.

 

OUTRAGE! They're really mean people! D:

 

Oh jesus, may aswell dish out a few of the comments I've heard...all by my sister.

1) [ said at the dinner table] Dad, did you die in the war?
2) Are roundabouts natural or man-made?
3) I love chinese food. Nothing like a bit of chicken tikka and naan bread.
4) The Isle of Man is near Spain, right?

 

Feh, just the questions my little sister asks me EVERY DAY.

"Lilly-- how come you're bigger than Momma, but she's older...?"

"Lilly, why is the capital in D.C but not in washington?"

"Oh. When did Oprah get to be president?"



This is something stupid I accidently said to my twin.

Gaby--"Good night."

Me--"Yes."​

 

My history teacher asked us "What was the turning point of the American civil war?"
And one of the guys in the back row answers "The death of George Washington!"
And he wasn't kidding <.<
The same guy thought that Canada was a part of the USA.​

 

Oh my gawd. Was this kid dropped on his head at birth... ?​

 

I wouldn't know that ^^''
But he did lots of ice-skating, so I suspect that he fell over on his head. A lot.​

 

I was actually dropped on my head as a baby.
:v

If Im standing in a certain light you can see the slight dent :v im serious

 

:O
i ment no offense to you at all, Cariad.
My little sister bit on her crib bars when she was a baby.

must've been lead paint. Bl​

 

I have way too many, but I'll keep this short.

I have a horrible habit of saying "You too" whenever I'm leaving someplace; class, the store, what have you.

My last vacation required a flight out of Logan airport, so before I got my ticket I practiced in my head that I wasn't going to say those two damned words. The cashier tells me to have a nice flight. What did I say?

"Thanks, you too!"

Knowing full well, of course, that she proably wasn't going anywhere...