Some friend I am

[Me and this girl used to talk alot last year and we got really close. So the new school year starts and I noticed that her butt is really big (She was very skinny and I have not seen the front of her yet). So I am like ok. After a few weeks I FINALLY see the front of her again and it turns out she's pregnant.]


LOLWUT.

 

Well thats just one of those moments when you just say to yourself "Jesus, how could i have been so so deaf and blind to not know that".

 

Apparently, you can hear pregnancy from a mile away.

 

No you can't but you can hear the gossip about it from two miles away.

 

Her friend might be Godzilla, that's the only thing I can think of that you could hear pregnancy walking towards you.

...Of course, this is to be expected, I always knew Reptar and Godzilla were buddies.

 

For the majority of the end of last year's school year I thought this girl was just getting really effin fat, but then this school year started and omfg, her stomach looks like it could explode at any minute.

 

Wolfie's diagnostic: Your friend was attacked by aliens over the summer; be alert if something pops out of her stomach.

 

I think its time to call the men in black, its a code green.

 

I was going to make a Godzilla 2000 joke but I would not know where to begin.

 

Ripley would be the better option.

 

I'll call the Men in Black, you call ripley, i'll bring the camera and we'll make the greatest film ever.

 

Which Ripley?

 

Great now I'm thinking of that episode from Men in Black: The Animated Series when Agent J gets pregnant.

 

I loved Men in Black the animated series, its up there with Ghostbusters the animated series.