Solar Flares!

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  1. Mike Chaser

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    The sun keep ejecting these solar flares. This week there's been two. What does this mean for us on December 21 2012? I'm terrified.

    "Keep on danding till the world ends?"
     
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    I haven't seen any. We did have a heavy downpour last night, though.
     
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    A heavy downpour of solar flares? My god, you must be made of something more resistant than diamond!
     
  6. Amaury Chaser

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    No, just rain.
     
  7. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I laugh hard whenever someone mentions 21/12/2012

    Hilarious anyone would still believe it.
     
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  9. Llave Superless Moderator

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    >Thinks he could see a Solar Flare
    >It was raining


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  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I'm counting on magick being unleashed or my becoming fully self-aware or something.

    If not that, then nothing of note will happen. Unless people cause it in their attempts to avoid it.

    P.S. I don't really believe anything will happen, I just have my hopes up that something will.
     
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  12. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    2012 is something for people to make fun of, because by 2022 we're all in trouble, and it's reassuring to mock the end of the world.
    It's like a weird, reversed security blanket.

    Pillows, you spelled dande wrong.
     
  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I hadn't thought of that. Interesting point.

    What do you think will happen by 2022?
     
  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    More accurately around 2030, but it seemed more dramatic. Anyway the water crisis is in full swing, global warming is indisputedly not doing great, and there are some signs of famine. No world-ending ****, just world-worsening.
     
  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Well, we are well overdue for the volcano at Yellow Stone to blow.
     
  16. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Well, here's to hoping I learn to properly kill myself before then
     
  17. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Well I mean nothing DID happen, in the Mayan calender 21/12/2012 has already happened.

    Emooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I looked into it, and let me get a source on this...

    I'm assuming you meant because of leap years.

    The Mayan long count calendar is based on days, not solar cycles. Because of that, leap days are irrelevant.

    Mayan calendar basics

    The long count calendar is based on a series of 5 numbers each representing a number of the previous period — usually 20, except for the tun period:

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    2012

    The 2012 Phenomenon is based on the idea that Mayans believed their current world (the fourth world) ended after 13 b'ak'tuns:

    0.0.0.0.0 is the beginning of the first b'ak'tun and 12.19.19.17.19 is the last day of the thirteenth b'ak'tun.

    The full size of 13 b'ak'tuns — thirteen multiplied by 144,000 days — is 1,872,000. (This is 5128.8 periods of 365 days, so you can already see that the information cited by Wikipedia for a rough translation of solar years has taken leap days into account.)

    To use this number of days to figure out the "end date", in other words, the day that corresponds to 12.19.19.17.19, all we need to know is what equivalent Gregorian calendar date corresponds to the Mayan date 0.0.0.0.0. And to know if December 21, 2012 is that date, all we need to do is figure out 1,872,000 days from the start date.

    For that, we turn to this well-sourced article by John Major Jenkins, a student of Mayan time:

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    This same start date was also cited in Wikipedia.

    Assuming, of course, that the start date is correct, there is no way a lack of leap days in the Mayan calendar could confuse this at all. Leap days must be taken into consideration in the conversion, but historians have known to do that since the leap day was invented.

    1,872,000 days since August 11, 3114 B.C. is a calculation that can be made safely with the calendar information we have. The best calculator I could find was this one, in which you can enter the dates and come up with a close (too close for leap days to affect it) but not exact result of 1,872,026.

    You can also try this calculator which comes up with the same calculation using August 11, 3114 B.C., but if you enter the Julian date 584283, you get the exact period of 1,872,000 days until December 21, 2012.​

    Conclusion

    So, there you have it — yes, the Mayan calendar did not include leap days. But, it didn't need to, since they didn't have anything to do with solar years. In fact, as you can see, the closest equivalent Mayan period to a solar year, a tun, is only 360 days — already five days off.​

    Source: http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/q...ulated-date-for-the-end-of-the-mayan-calendar
     
  19. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    The more you know I guess.
     
  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I read that in Nathan Fillion's voice.

    What have you done?