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Whoever invented trojan viruses can go fall down a well and die.

 

Was gonna say the trojans, but then I realised you specified viruses. I got nothing.

 

Microsoft made it possible.

Time to boycott.

 

Nope. The Trojan Horse was invented by the greeks to get their army past the trojans' "R U Friggin' Kidding Me" Wall, win the war and snatch princess Helen back.

 

Hey, today is Monday. I want to know how many people's internet was shut off due to that one virus.

 

Which makes me wonder why it's not called the Greek Horse.

 

Actually, it makes sense, because the horse belonged to the Trojans after it was given to them. When you receive a present, it becomes yours.

There's already the "greek gift" expression, too.

 

History class is riveting today.

 

Some idiots wanted to play smart and translated it to Trojan horse, which has nothing to do with the original Greek term. In greek it is called Δούρειος Ίππος, meaning Wooden Horse.

 

I ****ing love you, you just made my day

 

D'aww stop it you.

 

Did they have rivets back then?

 

Nope, hit the nail on the head there Kaze.