So tonight

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  1. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    I have a choice.

    I could get drunk alone, since the boyfriend is away visiting his mom.

    I could go to bed and wait to get drunk till my girl friends get their asses here next weekend, and school gets let out.

    I could do both.

    Or I could stay up all night playing final fantasy xiii.

    Again, could do that drunk as well.
    Or Dragon Age.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Mesh all of them together and voila!

    You're drunk, obsessing over Final Fantasy XIII, however, you realize that a minor character who looks like your boyfriend is beating up the main character, jealous that he is the minor character.
    He realizes that the main character isn't the main character, it is a minor character that looks like your boyfriend's mom, and stops throwing punches.

    Dragon Age rises when fire burns down the city of ...
    And you realize it's a dragon.

    Then you wake up and have a hangover.
     
  3. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    The fact that this is so well thought out, yet makes sense, amazes me.
     
  4. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Hehe. I don't even know half the things I type on this site anywhow?
     
  5. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    ...I'm not sure if that adds to or decreases the magic of the situation.
     
  6. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    It's not magic.
    It's illusion.
    You are forced to flee from the thoughts of victory.
    You realize what you have done only requires one thing: Quick analyzation, Mental-Math and Some Wushu.

    With this in mind, I believe you can compile a database with a large amount of theorems ranging from 1-0.
     
  7. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    And, with that, the magic is lost.
     
  8. Roxas~N~Namine Traverse Town Homebody

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    first non premium member to post here. yeahboy.

    and all three.
     
  9. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    I feel bad since this is the first thing I thought of while reading this thread.