so today i learned

that eating glass makes your tounge bleed unless you grind with your teeth a lot

 

Lolwut?

Rule #1: Never attempt to pierce your tongue without a trained professional.

:3 My attempts at being funny suck. XD

 

Jeeze, I should try that when I'm sticking glass into my mouth next time I feel the urge to taste blood.

 

:'D
let's do it togetherrrr ^^

 

it would normally hurt but lately meh
its really tasty though
and im being serious here sadly haha

 

Holy *****.
I won't be surprised when your stomachs all cut up.

Sure Unsaintly Saint.

 

and when you go to shit
your anus will be cut up into pieces ^-^

 

wouldnt really matter much anymore now would it

 

Here, I'll toss you all this broken glass I found after a bar fight.
*toss*

 

lol well mail it to me please
im only eating some old ramune bottle glass right now