So, today at college

My “Culture and Civilization II†professor made us clap and chant words like “Chacacha ching chingâ€, throw him a beat and he started rapping about racism.

He's a 50 year old professor. He was wearing a tuxedo.

 

That reminds me of the scene in Easy A where the teacher goes to rap and then he's like LOL NOPE and says it's been done in every lame high school movie.

 

was it an interesting rap at least?

 

just be glad no one started break dancing.

 

Then he took out a bag of cocaine, opened it, dropped it on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

 

Everybody walked the dinosau-

Aw.

 

He edited his post.

 

Shhhh



You weren't supposed to tell him.

 

But it was so obvious.

 

At least your professor is interesting.


My Calc teacher's idea of "fun" is passing around a 46 year old Mathematics (not even Calc) text book.

Then we have to make a five sentence rhyme with 8 random terms.







So yeah.

 

On a related note, my World Religions professor informed us that life is a sexually transmitted disease that cannot be cured, and that one can never spend too much on accessories.