so this is the sword im getting

you know its badass.

 

With no guard I hope you won't kill yourself.

 

It is badass, but you are so un-badass that you cancel out it's badassness.

 

Your so smart I feel like a cupcake compared to you

 

You know, if you're going to insult someone on intelligence, you should probably learn the difference between "Your" and "You're".
Also, cupcakes are way smarter than you :P

 

actually, i am used to swords with no guard. i prefer it

lol

 

Swords with no guard are inferior though, since parrying that would normally end with the opponent's blade being caught in the guard is impossible. Then again, I doubt you're gonna be going out dueling with that thing, so knock yourself out. =P

 

You're combacks are so witty. It's a shame you couldn't use your wit to realise that internet grammar and spelling is a problem that can't be fixed.
Haha we are going to make the topic change through this english debate.