So tell me what happens now, khv

FUUUUU-

Uh...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have
any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into
the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, hm, well, I can
offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax
after what you've just survived. Time to choose.

 

Ohshi- Kirby finally reached the ledge where we hid the Portal Gun.

 

OMG Kirby Absorbed Chell!

Does he get the cake?

 

Nothing. Kirby's power isn't strong enough to suck in an entire fixed wall. Of which this wall holds the orange portal.

 

Kirby would keep sucking himself and going through the portals continuously. Eventually he'd go so fast your computer would crash.

 

But is he strong enough to suck in himself! I think so. As a result. Kirby Eats himself...

and the game ends...

Or that...

 

Boy, did I sure misread that.

 

Let me elaborate a tiny bit, then.

In the case of him sucking in himself through the blue portal, he would logically stop his sucking of the orange portal and therefore be stuck in the same location as he previously was.

 

If we're going through computer logic, then the kirby games say that when Kirby sucks at an object it gets closer. Therefore Kirby must get closer to himself to the point where he eats himself.

 

But if he pulls himself closer, he would be pulling himself back, as a result he woulnd't get closer to himself.

 

Right, in which case would he just keep getting faster and faster as more energy is added by his sucking?

 

Hence he would relatively stay in a state of either complete infinite loop or stationary status. If Kirby was smart he would stay with the latter.

 

So in essence, he lost the game?

 

I think he became The Game.

 

I love this thread.

 

Don't worry! Be happy!

 

"I think, therefore I am."

"When you think of the game, you lose the game"

I am the game.

And when I play, I lose myself.

Oh god, help me.

 

You lose yourself yet you continue to exist as a physical being, despite it being a manifestation of The Game itself.