So Stand up comedy

I'm doing it. In January.

Funny ain't it?

 

Will you take a chair to your time slot just to be different? >:3

 

I'm not allowed a chair. I have to mime the bit where I play my mum sitting in the car berating me for a night out I had.

 

FREEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!

 

Oh my : D I wish you the best of luck. Are you feeling confident?

 

So how about that airline food, am I right?

 

I open with a reference to looking like a rejected indie band member. That's the closest I get to Free Bird playing.

Thanks. And I guess? I mean I have my set, i remember most of it, few tweaks to a couple jokes, should be alright. I'm too focused on my other courses honestly to worry much till it comes up.

One hell of a last meal.

 

I can already tell you're going to be highlarious.

 

If only I had a comeback against a heckle. Oh my dreams have been ruined, how ever shall I ever stand upon my legs again and take the piss out of life in a comedic manner?

 

That right there is pretty good. Add in some good body language for it and you're set.

 

I would've collapsed to my knees, cried out loud and started to make crying sounds after I said it. Body Language, tick.

 

12/10, would illegally video tape again.