Rickrolling was dead two seconds after it was born. It was a premature birth. The internets were not ready.
Is this really gonna be your new obsession? o lawdy, if you ever meet him I'm probably gonna wind up laughing my ass off.
For a second there, I thought you were going to say "BECAUSE I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADA". God. I'm much too patriotic.