So my cousin wants me to go skydiving with him next Saturday...

Assuming my parents let me go, I'm fucking stoked. Never gone before. Anybody have any past experiences with skydiving?

 

oh god skydiving is so fun 8D
just make sure your landing does not have any trees nearby

 

****, you get to do all the fun stuff.

 

... *Imagines the pain* :why?:

Including Harriet- *shot*

 

Don't forget to count to 3 and pull the string.

 

Don't piss yourself. That'd be a real downer.

 

I can be such an absent minded idiot at times. Knowing me, I'd need someone to remind me to pull the string.

I'll be as scared shitless as I am excited, so that is a definite possibility.

 

I've actually always wanted to go skydiving.

 

"Hey, Mike. I decided to bring along my friend Xa- erm, Alex to jump out of that plane with us. You cool with that?"

 

LOL, I went with my friends this one time and when we jumped, turns out all of our equipment was damaged from a previous crash we had barely survived
Yeah, everyone died except for me because God said it wasn't my time and gave me another chance at life.

Have fun, Johnny!​

 

:lolface:

I like this idea.

 

... brb crying. D:

Weird thing is he'd probably be cool with it. This is the same cousin who showed me a marijuana bong at age seven. He's rather... out there at times.

He's fucking awesome.

 

Lawl, sounds like it :v

 

Sh!t that's fracking sexy! If you live through it, tell me how it was. I plan on going skydiving this winter.

And what Reptar said, avoid trees and/or any other objects/things that you may slam into...hmm, watch out for the ground too. You do come down at a darn good speed. ::L:

 

....

I don't want you to go ;~;

 

Don't land in New Jersey, you may be mistaken for some kind of wild game.
Especially if you land more to the north. :/8D:

 

I want to go...


But I might be too scared to do it.

 

My teacher did it. He nearly shat himself in mid-air and was barfing as soon as he hit the ground.

And they get all of it on camera.