So liek

I got talked to by an army recruiter today at work.

Nevermind that when I tried the last time out of high school I was denied. Mostly because I checked the box that I had a history of seizures.

Then he suggested the reserves.


Give the Socipathic ***** access to heavy weaponry. Good plan.

 

Effing awesome gun right there.
I need me one of those.

 

I lol'd at both things.

 

The fact that you were talking to an army recruiter is bad enough.

Army is for ****.

 

Despite the fact this could start a shitstorm, I agree.

 

He started talking to me. I was calmly working. Minding my own business. :|

I'm more armchair general material than anything else really.