So just got this Facebook message from my friends creepy stalker

I would be flattered any other time but for over a year he has been super stalking my friend and talking to me on Steam just to get to her. He made charts about who were her closest friends so he could try and talk to her... he's asked her out so many times I've lost count, he won't take no for an answer and he has also asked my friend's other friend out for pizza.

I was quite tempted to tell him I was a lesbian so he'd leave me alone but I can't see that going down well.

 

He'd probably tell you to invite your gf as well and invite you back home for some hot coffee.

 

Simple solution: Tell him "No".

Complex solution: Kill him.

 

Wait, wait, wait, WAIT! JUST FUCKING WAIT A MINUTE.

You're a woman?

 

The scary thing is, he probably would do that O. o

Challenge accepted >:3

-.- Yes... That is what my profile says xD lol

 

I'm kinda surprised you didn't know

 

Just tell him no
If he's trying to get with your friend so badly he's probably just using you to try to make her jealous anyways

 

B-but babe, you know I'd fly there for a da-shot-

But seriously, I remember hearing about this creep and the easiest thing to do would be to use that exam you're studying for as an excuse.

 

Really, you've been here 4 years and you're still surprised I don't know anyone's gender?

 

Murder is the only option

 

Don't forget about my 2 years-ish absence.

 

I thought killing him would've been the simplest solution.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Sw6-uJCfeiE#t=34s

 

Oh tomska, how I love you.

 

Hiding a body is pretty difficult.

 

I'm sorry, I'll be a little more discreet next time.

 

Tell him to fuuck off.

 

Or tell him to fuuck on.

Throw him for a loop...though that might turn him on...sorry

 

Isn't Ienzo wanting to become a doctor? She can donate his body to science! Everyone will benefit from it.