And this kid slips on some of the pool water and falls flat on his face. Some people laugh, others look at him with a decent level of concern. Suddenly, without moving, he says, "Help!" and suddenly the laughter stops. There's about a second of silence, then finally we hear him say "I need someboooooody! Help!" in a singsong manner. After that, the ENTIRE locker room (yes, literally EVERYONE minus one or two people) starts singing "Help!" by The Beatles. Best. Gym class. Ever.
N-no! You don't know that! That could have a number of interesting implications when sung in a locker room.
