So if I was in the Hunger Games...

How about the option where I come out the victor?

And I have a giant "Objection" sign, which can nullify all logic within seconds.
What now?

 

Not an available option. Give up, Herr Magikarp.

Well, I have a 945 year old Time Lord who can nullify your nullifying of logic within seconds with his TARDIS.
What do, Beech? What do...?

 

How about the option where I burn you?
With the lemons.

I have a pear, and I'm not afraid to use it.

 

Steals your food: SpazticFantaztic >:3
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Renegade (well this sounds realistic)
The career: DPWolf (SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT)
Your mentor: Clontix(who)
The one who gets killed by nature: Sonic the Hedgehog(who)
1st to die: Smmackdoodle McGiggles
The one you form an alliance with: Cat<3Sora
The one you have to kill to win:Misanthrope (who)

 

No.
I will throw you into the Time Vortex.

I have bananas~

 

I will travel back to the past and kill you in your sleep.
Along with RDJ and Matt Smith.

In pyjamas?

 

Steals your food: Spunk Ransom (: (accurate)

Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Jayn (...oh :x)

The career: bobo.the.nut

Your mentor: Luna Lovegood (accurate)

The one who gets killed by nature: Clear_so_you_can't_See (poor Clear :c )

1st to die: Ah, eff. (it's funny because she disappeared from here ;____;)

The one you form an alliance with: beezygee (accurate)

The one you have to kill to win: мσησ¢няσмє (nooo fake wife nooo ;___;)

 

No.
I am the only one with access to time travel. And RDJ's with me. And Matt Smith's with Enzy... who's apparently dead... and he committed suicide.

Yep. Because pajamas are cool~

 

This will be the day I trip over a brick >.<

Steals your food: Xamad (I don't know why they are any more >.<)
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: TsumetaiTaichou (We were such good friends!!!! ;-;)
The career: AxelRedHot
Your mentor: Curious (hmm...)
The one who gets killed by nature: ShadowMancer
1st to die: Jon Snow (lololololololollolololololololol)
The one you form an alliance with: Christhor (Hell yeah, we would own everything!)
The one you have to kill to win: Ventus108 (;-; I'm sorry)

Well that was fun.

 

Steals your food: Xephos
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: RoxaSora2010
The career: program
Your mentor: Forsaken
The one who gets killed by nature: Soap
1st to die: Pyro
The one you form an alliance with: Kelly
The one you have to kill to win: Ultimecia

Let's do it, Fork.

 

That makes it all the easier to kill him. He'll be too distracted to know what hit him.

If pyjamas are cool then Kelly no longer wishes to brutally slaughter me.

 

A Delorean? Beech please, I have a Police Box from 1963!

Wait, I thought you were killing me here? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR INTENTIONS??????

No, she'll still want to slaughter you. After all, we are Kat~

 

Yes you do, this just proves how sad you really are.

If I kill him first then you will cease to exist, so it works both ways.

K - Killing
A - All
your
T - Tennants

 

No, because my school had it first and I just took it. XD

No... just... NOBODY SCREWS WITH MY TEN-INCH!!!!!!

And you are a magikarp who ingested an Everstone that will never leave you.
You can never become the Gyarados who gets revenge on all those who ever mocked you and your splash attack.
Kekekekekekekekeke~

 

Steals your food: khmage1918
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Keyblade master matt
The career: KastofLight
Your mentor: alina
The one who gets killed by nature: derf
1st to die: miaulement
The one you form an alliance with: Roxas&Sora4E
The one you have to kill to win: Jump Heart

 

So did you steal it? Or did you borrow it?

 

Both.

No.

NO!

 

We'll kickass together. <3