So I started playing Dragon Age: Origins

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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Damn.


    I stopped playing it at first for two reasons: I wanted to finish BioShock 2 (and I did), and I couldn't find my ****ing father in the huge-ass Cousland Castle. ****ing medieval designers...


    Then I found my father and was led by Duncan to (I forgot the name of the town. FML). I explore. Chase some skirts. Harass some mages. Kill a few Darkspawn.


    The I get sent into the woods to collect Darkspawn blood and some old treaties.


    >kill the Darkspawn
    >collect blood
    >drink some like a boss
    >stumble upon the chest containing the treaties
    >they're not there
    >some woman voice says "You must be the new Gray Warden I've heard so much about."
    >busty chick walks out




    WHY AM I FALLING FOR A CHICK IN A ****ING GAME
     
  2. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Because it's Morgan. Who hasn't fallen for her?
     
  3. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Morrigan isn't really that busty, her breasts are pretty small. Which is hot. Also,

    >didn't play as a Dalish Elf Rogue

    WOW ARE YOU TRYING TO FAIL AT EVERYTHING
     
  4. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    There's a glitch in that game where you can see her naked btw.
     
  5. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    I remember when DA:O used to be my fav game.
    Then again it was the only PS3 game I owned for awhile.
     
  6. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But... they're tauntingly revealed. Ugh, it drives my crazy... I will have Morrigan if it's the last thing I do.

    >doesn't give a **** and wants to be a human and make things somewhat realistic

    NO, I JUST STARTED THE ****ING GAME


    @Rienzel: Tell me the glitch and how it works. NOW.
     
  7. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Don't know about a glitch, but there are tons of mods that do that.
     
  8. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Talk to her in the camp. Walk past her. the camera may go in the right position and her clothes will become see-through.
     
  9. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ......

    :D

    You deserve way more than rep my friend.


    @Reptar: Too lazy to find a mod, brah.
     
  10. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Why thank you. Enjoy your fapping.
     
  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Who said I was fapping?


    *goes to get tablet for Skype*
     
  12. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    I'm pretty sure I only designed my character on the game and then said **** it and never played it again
     
  13. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Almost happened with me.

    If you thought designing the character was too much, you'd hate the castle.
     
  14. Yozora Archer

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    My god you guys are freaking noobs.



    Just gift the game to a friend or something.
     
  15. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Now that I've seen Morrigan?

    Noooo fuuucking waaay
     
  16. Yozora Archer

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    You got PC?



    NUDE MODS


    Good times.
     
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  19. Yozora Archer

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    Play as normal female Hawk and choose all the ******bag options when talking to npcs.
     
  20. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I already do that with my charac in DOA.

    Might as well be nice and/or seduce the dudes (if I can seduce other chicks then I'm so going for it).