so i met a girl on Omegle

at first i was thinking "if i get one more guy who's milkin' himself i'm outta here" and then i get someone who's kawaii as **** and yet i'm like



and then we start talking and somehow we get to the topic of singing so i tell her to sing and HOLY **** she sounds like

after about 3 hours later we both start saying random **** and then i have to go and i end up shutting of my comp without saying goodbye or anything or even saying "do you have a facebook/twitter/tumblr/whatever"

and then i get onto tumblr just now

so i get to thinking



but then i realized

somehow she found me

and is following me

so it doesn't matter how she found me

and all i did was squeal

like a little ****ing girl

and then i do this ******ed-ass dance



and then we started talking again

and guys

guess what
































































































she's lesbian.

 

Yes Tec, meeting people is nice.

 

sounds like you had fun.

 

i still am but

she was perf

 

you gotta push your dick on through, whether she wants it or not.

YOU GOTTA DO IT MAN

 

Doctor, we've got defcon 1 shiz up in here.

You don't mean-

Yes. Freindzone Level: Lesbian

Spoiler

 

she lives in another state

at least it's not as bad as being next-life zoned (chicks who believe in reincarnation)

 

Accept the **** out of that challenge.

 

perfect people are never available, or for whatever reason never end up working.

you should have seen this coming miles away

 

New meaning is brought to, "Not in this life".

 

You know what to do.

 

Ah man that sucks D:
She just crushed your world down.

Friendzone Fiona

 

I think of you every time I use this for any inexplicable reason. <3

 

Girl who is kawaii asfck and is on Tumblr? Please, introduce me. • u •

 

All the best are either taken, alien or homosexual (or straight if it's a woman xD)

Life blows.

 

TEDDY YOU BRING HER TO ME. I LIKE KAWAII CHICAS.

And I'll try to make her love you to no end too cause you're my bro

 

She saved you. You might not realize this or appreciate this right now. But she just saved you.
Years down the line when you are single well into your 30s you'll thank her.
Years after than, when you're a confirmed bachelor and see all your friends married and coupled off you'll thank her.
Years later when you're in a hospital bed with no visitors or children to bother you as you slowly prepare for your last trip you'll thank her.
When you finally finish your journey and knock on Death's door, against all odds she'll be the one to answer and you'll pause for a moment, thinking. But in the end, with a smile, you'll thank her.