So I just tasted wine for the first time.....

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  1. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    .... And it burns my throat. What is that stuff made of?!
     
  2. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Typically, water, fermented grapes, and sugar.

    I think that how much you enjoy wine really depends on what your tastes are and what kind of wine you're drinking. I like the sweeter, red wines myself.
     
  3. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Classically, it has been called firewater.

    All alcohol has the same boring sensation of dissatisfaction.
     
  4. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    No alcohol tastes good

    prove me wrong
     
  5. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Never tasted red wine before.
     
  6. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    It's like drinking the blood of your enemies.
     
  7. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yeah, alcohol is almost never what you expect it to be lol. But trying certain wines matched with certain foods somewhat enhances the experience. i guess my experience comes living with a sister that's a professional wine taster :x
     
  8. jafar custom title

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    you dont drink for the flavor, you drink to get drunk.
     
  9. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    this thread offends me
     
  10. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well, sorry. No offence to you.
     
  11. jafar custom title

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    canned baguettes.
     
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    And if you water it down enough, it's like drinking the blood of a god.
     
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    I like sipping some from time to time. I like white wine better for some reason.
     
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    I' m not a connoisseur myself, but most men in my familly are. It' s unthinkable for us to have a family reunion without a great meal and a few good wines. I just let those who know what they' re doing pick fitting wines for me.
    He was joking. French, wine, it' s a thing.
     
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  15. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Are you sure you're not Italian?
     
  16. Patman Bof

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    Pretty sure. But I am mediterranean.
     
  17. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    It's just slowly reminding me how the UK is the worst at being a European country in Europe. No family togetherness, no great home cooked meal and getting pissed in front of your relatives. A real shame.
     
  18. The Fuk? Dead

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    Wine is nasty. Vodka is best.