So I have a mouse in my apartment...

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I named him Reginald, we like to play hide n' seek. If I find Reggie, imma beat the living **** out of him.

    I always win. Always.
     
  2. 61 No. B

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    make an example out of him for future generations.

    no mouse dare tread your apartment again.
     
  3. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Mount his head upon a toothpick and stick it near the mouse holes as a warning to any others who dare enter your domain.
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I was actually gonna get him taxidermy'd by Chuck Testa but that works too.
     
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    Taxidermy him, then mount his bodiless, taxidermy-ed head on a toothpick as a warning to any tohers who dare to enter your domain. And use his headless, taxidermy-ed body as a paper weight.
     
  6. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Hey at least it's not in your pocket.
     
  7. Too much dayum Taxesidermy...
     
  8. Loriah Banned

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    Kill 'em all. Hope that helps. X3
     
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    I have one that visits the underside of my bed.

    Stupid little ****er died in a mouse hole after chewing up my iPhone charger >:3
     
  10. Sir, you have a bit too much rage. Brooklyn looks calm next to you.
     
  11. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Brooklyn? Who's this Brooklyn you speak of? You name your mice too?
     
  12. dreambydistance Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Ewww mice D:
    Hope you get rid of it soon owo
     
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  14. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    I clicked but it wouldn't get any bigger . . .
     
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    Oh, you have Reginald? I have a family living here. The one in the kitchen is the girl mouse that likes to cook, and steal my food. the one in my room is the boy mouse that likes to hide when I go inside, I see him run a lot. He's probably an athlete. The one in my parent's room is the younger boy mouse that likes looking at the HD television we have. The two mice that live downstairs in almost every room are the parents. Finally, the big one that died the other day because of poison was grandpa rat. He should've seen it coming the moment we left blue packets near his lair.
     
  16. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I expected a stupid pun from you.

    Disappoint.
     
  17. Llave Superless Moderator

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    What like I feel like a trapped rat?