So I got a box of-

the songis now in my head, thank you :V

 

There are girls on the internet?

 

Of course not. 8D
Meaning when you're sharing spaghetti with Kitty you're actually sharing it with a man. c:

 

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNSERVICE

THAT is all I have to say. xD

 

How come you never call D:

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL >:

 

Ouch, good point. ._.

 

It's like when you wake up, remembering nothing but having a few drinks with someone pretty, looking over, and realizing you slept with a man.

 

Must you tell everyone about us?

 

I think my favorite are sleeping pills that say "Caution: May cause drowisness"

 

Do tell me you're not an iFag.

 

Well at least I was straight.

 

That made me burst out in laughter.
tl;dr version:
I lol'd.

And I like the toaster boxes that say "Do not use as hard hats" :3

 

There was this dryer that said, "Do not use as a ride. Will cause brain damage and possible death." then I watched an episode of 1,000 ways to die, and there was a guy who stuffed himself in a dryer, on a dare, and he was fryed.