So I gave a 2 year old a nerf gun

THANK YOU.

That's what he shot me with.
And then he would go find the bullet on the floor; and say "I found da bullet!" I'd go "D'aww, lemme load it..."
:lolface: I can't help it.

 

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Wow
Talk about Ouch!
My Friend got my Uzi and shoot me six times and then i got my plastic gun that had some metal parts and throw it at him and i got his nut keeper...
But we laughed after...
What im saying you should have got the 2year old and grab him and pin him down and say "You got the right to remain silent" and take the gun and put it in a plastic bag for evidence to show to M.O.M​

 

I got shot in the foot with one of these.. twice.. and when I was 4 I got my hands on one of these and shot a seagull.. O.o

 

LOL!
Happens alot seriously
I bet if you shoot 6 bullets in mid air there a 100% chance you will hit a insect/bird.
Im not saying go out and kill animals with a BB gun (Saved from flames)
im saying if you did have a BB gun in a forest and by accident shoot in mid air because someone stab your foot making you scream/shout allowing you to put pressure on the gun trigger allowing you to shoot some bullets... the you will hit a species of some kind for sure.​

 

How long did it take you to lose the first toe?

 

And soon we will be teaching three year-olds to drive tanks.

 

Or how to throw bowling balls at Rissy people.

 

Wait, wut?

 

Ball hits my head*

0.0; WTF!​

 

You should have known you would meet this end, RissRiss.

 

Why can't I have a happy ending? ;A;

 

Because you forgot to send me my annual birthday present of rainbow colored skittles.

 

Happy Endings are for the
Hero's
0.0 is your title a Hero?
because if not your dead.... sorry.​