So i found these things on the side of the road today

Dunno what they are, but they make noises

Spoiler

of the sonic variety

 

Reminds me of that time my parents allowed me to make a phone call to "Santa".
The price of the phone call ? 2,75 francs per minute.
That look on my father' s face when I asked for a magic wand ? That was priceless.

 

You know you're doing it right when your kid asks Santa for a magic wand

 

But aren't all noises sonic?

 

I'm pretty sure those are bombs.

 

They look like Doctor Who screw drivers. >> Or am I wrong

 

Clean your fucking desk.

 

Definitely some kind of Doctor Who screwdriver and apparent references...

Don't blink.

 

can i have them please

at least eleven's

please

 

Screw that, why do you have what appears to be a bottle of caramel sauce on your desk?

 

No.

Barbeque sauce, actually.

 

As you were.

 

Why would you just pick up garbage like that? Throw it away.

 

I love your light-up keyboard. O:

 

Razer Lycosa .