So I decided to pick up Code Geass from where I left off...

Lelouch wants to gather followers to kill daddy (it's a Freudian thing).
Rolo is an assassin sent by daddy to kill Lulu, but had decided he wants Lulu's brotherly cock instead.
Shirley has forgotten that she wants Lulu's cock.
ORANGE-KUN IS A MOTHERFUCKING STORM OF LOYALTY TO LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA (but was originally on Daddy's side).
Viletta has changed her mind about Lulu, and no longer works for Daddy.
The Black Knights want to reclaim Nippon by force!
Daddy is letting Nunnally pretend to be governor, so she's a pseudo-hostage.
Suzaku wants to kill Lelouch and reclaim Nippon by alternately killing and sucking off people higher than him until he gets to the top.
Sayako is a ninjamaid who helps out Lulu for the hell of it.
Daddy is a Seele member, and wants to initiate Third Impact to get back with his dead wife. Kind of like Gendo, but without a neck, and more Engrish.
Schnizel wants to rule the world.
China gives the Black Knights an iceberg so they can run away from Nippon, then Lulu is all "Hurr Durr, imma kidnap anda marry ur leeda kk?" and they get P.O.'d at him. Then they send a guy who is dying from cancer but never actually dies after Lulu, but Lulu saves his loli and overthrows the gay Chinese leaders, so he decides to join Lulu.
C.C. sticks around because she likes Lulu and Pizza.

That about sums it up.