So High School Musical 3 came on TV while I was in the Gym...

Today, I was thinking to myself, "Is Chris a ******?"
I believe I now know the answer to that.

and for the record, I'm not B|

 

You guys make a lovely couple. :'D

 

I will destroy you.

 

omg, we are two of a kind! Let's make out

 

...
I hope you like watching your disembodied limbs slowly floating away down a river.
Because you'll be seeing a lot of it.

 

You can try after Chris ravishes you.

 

No, I'm pretty sure I can do it now.
So, would you rather me blow a hole in your face? Or cut out your organs and display them as decorative ornaments?

 

You'd run out of steam well before you could blow a hole in my face. xDD Is that even physically possible?

And I don't have an organ. There's one in the church near my house but I dunno if they'll appreciate you messing with it.

 

...*facepalm*

I'm sure they won't mind.
And I'm sure you won't mind if I burn your house down.
With the lemons.

 

I don't have a house. My parents have one but I don't. Isn't that a wee bit unfair to them?

 

I'm really going to kill you now.
Say you prayers B|

 

Is there anything in particular I should include?

 

Maybe something along the lines of;
"Lord I thank you for this wonderful opportunity. Please let Feenie eradicate me from the human race in the most inhumane way possible, kthnxbai."

And then change your will so I can obtain all of your nice stuff.

 

I don't have a will yet. You'll have to pencil your killing to another date till I get a will sorted.

 

I could very well do that, except you could delay that will for a hundred years and I would miss out on my chance completely >.>
What do I want more...your destruction...or your loot...?

 

That is true. By that point Skynet will be at war with man and I'll be sipping on carrot juice in my crystal castle.