So here's my problem.

*Toddles in. Reads thread.*



*Toddles out.*

 

Laurence, do you think you just can stop by and drop a FUCKING TRAIN in this thread?

I don't think so. Bl

 

I lol'd .

 

D:

I didn't know I wasn't supposed to let DA drive the train.

 

You're new to Tootsie's conceptions on posts, aren't you? She can post whatever the fuck she wants.

 

Grab a nearby drill and ram him. I keep a mini one by my bedside for all occasions. What chance does he stand in raping your face if you drill a hole through him before he even jumps out?

 

...Wait... So this whole time... WE WERE ALL THE KILLER! D8

 

My mind. You have blown it. And I don't mean that as calling you a dollar prostitute. I mean it in the context that you are quite the sleuthy individual.

 

Heh.

Sleuthy.

lol

 

all in a day's work

 

Purchase a bed pan.

 

From whom? The nice goblin who lives in the closet?

 

Guys, it's already over. Save the tips for the next time she has to pee.

 

Haha... You peed yourself...

 

I was hoping this thread would have died when the noobs attempted to rape it with brain-killing banter.

B|

 

Go and die, please.

Painfully.

<3

 

No, mine.
:B

 

Don't be fooled! It tastes like strawberry, but it's really rat poison.

 

I tried to defib it

I failed

Forgive me *ritual suicide*

 

Doooon't doooo iiiiit