So here's my problem.

The house is silent.
The house is dark.
I need to pee.
The toilet is across the hallway.
I am highly convinced that there is a man ready to tear my face off stood in the hallway.

What should I do guys?

 

Give him a flash of sumin' sumin' and he'll go away. c:​

 

Turn your hallway light on.

 

I hear condoms are good toilet seats.

 

Send me naked pictures of yourself. Then turn the hall light on.

 

I am not leaving my room. He is out there.

That would mean I leave my room.
Said man would then proceed to tear my face off and make mittens from it.

 

There are many ways to solve this problem.

1. Do you have a sibling?
2. Does the supposed killer have ADD or ADHD?

If yes to 1, then send your sibling out into the hallway first, and while they die, you go use the restroom.

If no to 1 but yes to 2, then slide something shiny under the door. The killer will be distracted and you can run and use the restroom.

If no to both, wel... you are doomed.

 

I...don't understand.

I've told you a million times, jake.
I'm not turning the light on, dammit.

 

Then open your window

 

****... >:C

EDIT:
@RvrR: It's frozen shut. No joke.

 

Pull yourself together and stop being a wuss.

 

Brb, I'll be over to kill him in a bit.​

 

New idea- Let Janime use his hackz0ing skillz to hackz0r it away. C:

 

Hurry up Jakezy, I hasa go pee reeeeeeeeel baaaaaaaaaad.
>:C

 

call an airstrike.

 

PEE ON HIM. [/threeyearoldresponse][/imma just type this hear, kay? :3]

 

Then uh... I give up.

-Edit- Lol do what Radiowave said.

Your windows don't open at night? Pretty good safety locks your mom put on there.

 

:/gasp: thanks man
there are other "hackz0rs" on this site​

 

LET ME GET OVER THERE FIRST. >:c​

 

Janime is needed in this kind of situation.