So girlfriend leaves me over stupid stuff

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Sorry, I'm not into yaoi.
     
  2. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Tell me more.
     
  3. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    This thread reeks of sexism. Could you try to understand things from her perspective a little bit instead of talking with your dick
     
  4. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    It'd be a lot easier if he took it out of his mouth...
     
  5. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Wait, so she breaks up with him and he isn't allowed to **** someone else?
     
  6. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Don't know which is worse... The way you talk about women or the fact you're bragging about your sexual escapades on a kingdom hearts forum.
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    I'm glad someone brought that up, because seriously.
     
  8. T3F Chaser

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    ^That's what I got from it.
    I don't approve of calling a girl a whore, but this other chick is pretty dumb.
    When you dump someone, they're not yours anymore.
    I hate girls like that.
     
  9. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Heh, losers. How else is everyone supposed to know how cool you are?
     
  10. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You know what? You're right.

    I remember that time I was alone and masturbated myself to sleep. Yeah, shit was real.

    closeasI'llevergettosexcapades
     
  11. T3F Chaser

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    There may not be children here, but there are certainly people around with the mental maturity of a child (me).
    Sexapades are groooosssss. ewwwwwiiieeeeeeee
    And I mean that in the least sarcastic way possible. It really is gross. ewie.
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    That's hot.

    What're you doing later? ;v
     
  13. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Stuff.
     
  14. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    THIS THREAD IS THE BEST READ I'VE HAD ALL NIGHT

    PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE, ALL SENSES OF HUMOR UNITED IN BURNING THIS ONE LITTLE SHITHEAD

    10/10 GET FUCKED SBW

    THE REST OF YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOU
     
  15. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I'M TOO SRS BUSINESS HERE AND NOT A WOLF HONGO LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE
     
  16. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I' MFUCKIG DYING LMAO
     
  17. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Except you're wrong.
     
  18. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I mean except for Zoidberg
     
  19. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    The pot calling the kettle black.

    What would you like to know? :3
     
  20. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Oh snap