So convo with my girlfriend

You missed a lot while you were away, but it is the best decision in a long while, I agree.

 

I know how to type right, just some words I forget how to spell lol

Edit: Just saw everything else, do I even wanna know?

 

True I have, it's the best decision in my time around the forums then, I'm sure lots happened in my two year absence.

All of you owe me two happy birthdays btw.

 

*snicker* Yes I remember that too. And wow Spiderman threads? I approve. That's a fantastic hijack idea.

 

Ok, I definally want to know now lol

 

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year.
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer!
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat!
A million people every day are starving in the street.

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
There's garbage in the water,
There's poison in the sky.
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die.

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits;
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits.
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose;
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.

It doesn't take a military genius to see,
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide,
When they drop the big one, we all get fried.

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Wow!

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight,
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight.
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed;
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed.

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake!

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Wow!

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you.

(Happy birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

Happy now?

Want to know what?

 

I do greatly apologize for what I'm about to do, but it's always going to bother me.

Usually, people misspell it as 'defiantly', as in "I'm going to act defiantly towards you.", but you spelled it 'definally', as if, um, can that be used as a real word? Erm . . .

Anyway: *definitely​

 

What did I spell wrong?

 

It was more so that you corrected him, but didn't fix the spelling for your crimes, less minor.

Makaze I don't drink alcohol so your song doesn't fit me well D:

Well only a little bit doesn't fit, the rest was pretty close to my 18th.

 

I don't drink, either. Let's go for Kool-Aid instead.

 

No. Tang. That's the ONLY instant drink worth drinking.

 

Dr Pepper good sirs, not an instant drink ofcourse but A: I don't think we get Kool-Aid in Scotland and B: No tang either.

 

I forgot to bring the Dr. Pepper.

I'm so, so sorry.

 

Dr. Pepper it is. No one knows what is in Kool-Aid anyway.

 

I already know i spell that wrong sorry about that but I never remember how to spell it

 

Lols. I thought the first time was a typo. XD And wow...I don't think i've ever had tang. And the few time I did have kool aid it tasted like...fruit milk. It was an interesting taste. Either we got th wrong kool-aid or we were totally making it wrong. I don't even know.

 

Hint: you do not use milk to make Kool-Aid.

 

Definitively, Don't lol

 

Yeah i don't think we were using milk.....unless my mom was....which would explain soooo many things.