So basically i'm homo

okay the title of course has nothing to do with me.



alright so one day (yesterday) a boy in a magical place called ohio was driving home from wrestling practice when he mentioned something about his hair,
"Mom, i want to straighten my hair and bleach it."
the mother was suprised and angry and went all, "No" and stuff so the kid was all like, "Why?" and blahblah
then she's all like, "cause you'll be killing your hair blahblahblah"
then when they got home his mother mentioned to his father what he wanted to do to his hair.
The day after when his father got home he saw the kid and was all like "i heard you wanted to bleach your hair?"
so the kid, being a truthfull angel and stuff said, "yeah, but my mother will not let me."
so the father said to the kid, "i'll talk to her."





is that totally kickass or what?(not the actual story, the thing inside the story you idiots) xDDDD

 

... i dun get it XD

 

That was definitely fancy xD

 

you know you're jealous D:

 

Is this some kind of sexual innuendo?

 

Not sure if you really did just make that all up, but if that's some sort of true story, yeah that's pretty cool. :P

Since when did dads start understanding their kids more than moms?

 

Today .

 

I most definitely am D:

 

So basicly you're telling us that you live in Ohio and your mom thinks your turning gay ebcause you wanna bleach your hair.

 

Are you sure? __________

 

Do you forgive me? >:

No.

Yes

 

Eh, I suppose I do. I've almost forgotten about being locked in a closet. =D

 

o:
i bet you had company in there so it's all good ;D

 

Liar!!!! D8< J/K ...you're my friend x3 or am I?

 

Friend with benefits? O:

 

You didn't get any video footage of the company so its all good ;D

 

maybe i WAS the company in a costume o:

 

Pssh, I doubt it.
xD

 

Ohhh but it was ;D

this is a lie because you have no *****

sorry to break it to you, ma'am.

 

Impossible! D: