So, a lassie tried to kiss me

I'm from Scotland, we aint shy, we're normally too intoxicated to realise we're talking to a girl and not a floating pair of breasts.

 

I might say that, but I'd have to meet you first. A couple times actually. My idea of a good first date is making a nice bowl of ramen (homemade, not the premade stuff) for the girl I'm trying to woo and then taking her to the theatre. Then I'd take her to meet my Grandma who would treat us to some brownies (she always has some handy.) Finally I'd take her home and coordinate the second date. So yeah, you and I would be too incompatible for me to jump you anyway.

 

Yumm, bestiality.
Wait. What?

 

I thought it was the Irish who were always wasted?
Or is it just Celtic in general?

You are the only boy I have ever met who actually plans a date when he doesn't have a date.
You sir have won the internet.

 

So now that I have the internet...

Wanna go out?

 

She'd rather you go in.

 

But there hasn't even been a first date yet!

 

Dude, she's not your shipoopi, you don't gotta wait.
Go in for the kill

 

That's not how I roll. And no, I don't mean roll as in some kinky fetish. I never go in until we've gone out at least twice, once at the very least.

 

You gotta go in to go out and they only time you didn't do it in that order would have been when your were born

 

Are you suggesting that my code of ethics is faulty?

 

You two amuse me. ::L:
*lolhasnoideaifanythinginthisthreadisserious*

 

Well I would like to treat you to a bowl of my superamazing homemade ramen, take you to the theatre, and then introduce you to my grandma who will give us brownies. Maybe make little magic in the moonlight?

Whaddaya say? Just so long as we don't go too far just to take it slow.

 

I'm pretty sure that's a bit impossible over the internet XD

 

Webcams honey, webcams.

 

I'm sorry, Kitty! I just thought you liked pussycats. D:

But you sure did soil those knickers. ;}

 

You can eat brownies with a webcam?

 

I'll give you my grandma's recipe.

 

That depends who it is. ;D

 

So, at first because I did not understand the meaning of "soil the knickers", I used google to enlighten me... >.>
Big mistake!

Spoiler

But because it wasn't very... informative, I made a bigger mistake by searching for "soiled my nickers". No screenshot included! xD