So, a lassie tried to kiss me

We were hanging out for the day; cinema, shopping, food and stuff. It was getting pretty late so we headed back to her place for dinner and to chill. After dinner we were watching a film (you'll forgive me for forgetting what it was) whilst lying on her bed. It was strange. One moment nothing then the next something was rubbing my leg. Needless to say it was her leg. I thought she was doing it unconsciously so i shifted my leg slightly away but she persisted. I began to panic and sat up. She sat up also and just stared at me, which was freaked me out. Before i knew it she'd jumped and pinned me down. Now, i'm no weakling, i'm fairly strong for my height and weight but she so easily pinned me (I say to myself it's because it was a surprise attack). hen she went on about how much she'd like me and went in for the kill, so to speak. I asked her if this was a form of rape and she replied "not if you like it..."

Pretty much soiled me knickers there!

 

That's hot.

 

Next week on the L Word...

 

You didn't tell us how the story ended. :P

 

^This^

And I knew Fang was hot enough to turn even the straightest girl lesbian.

 

It wasn't Fang. O__O And if it were i doubt i'd resist. ;D

 

I don't really see the problem, Lassie was a boy. D:

 

I think he was talking about you Fang...

 

That's a disturbing thought.

Oh. Then it has an element of truth to it...minus the straightest lassies. xD

 

Hahah ^This^

You no like penis?

 

In this thread, we inadvertently reveal our fetishes!

Lesbians!!!

Again, Lesbians!!!

Not...Lesbians...?

Bestiality?!!

 

Not a dog's one, no.

 

You know you like it doggie style.

 

Guys, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be out in about 20 minutes.

 

.......... O_O"
HUH?! Wh-a??
Oh, Lassie is a dog. -_-'

 

I'm not you, Bueno. xD

 

Maybe he's you from the future?



Wait what?

 

Yeah, it might take a while to catch your thingy with the nip. :P

 

I'm Kitty after the surgery.

 

So you're the result if i went on crack as a teenager.

Demand a refund.