Since P has his "8" thing...

And Bulgaria forgave me because of my extensive knowledge in dealing with British Russians people...

 

Y'know, we've already composed around 60% of this thread. Let's just leave it at, "We both need to have Google Translate blocked on our computer."

 

Let's just leave it at this... Google must be blocked... Bing and decide.

 

Pardon me, I do believe that I shall
Speak only in iambic pentameter
From now on until I quit KHV,
Which is unlikely to happen too soon.

 

For the record I, King Noctis Lucis Caelum, will hold you to that.

 



 

I have always considered you Alexander Pushkin.

Please do inform the Ottomans of that.

 

I've tried. They never answer my calls.
Mehmed is really annoying about that.

 

Perhaps you may attempt to call Suleiman instead - though considering his popularity his phone must be perpetually busy.

 

I can get a hold of him easily but he gave me permission beforehand so all is good...

 

Oh that Suleiman and his imperialism. Please do not break that poor Bulgarian too much, madam.

 

But good sir... if someone as Great as Suleiman gave me permission, then aren't I SUPPOSED to break it to the best of my ability...?

 

I suppose you are indeed correct, madam. Just be careful for any roving bands of hajduks and whatnot.

 

I shall, though Suleiman has a great army backing me up in my breakage... :Awesome:

 

I am the king



I have the crown; thus I am the true king of these boards

 

You know...I am really hurt I am not depicted here

:'<

No love for you.

 

He doesn't even do "the 8 thing" anymore.​

 

Fixed.

 

Did you not hear? Assessment is the king.