Since my parents are away, I'm the designated cook of my house

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  1. Juicy Chaser

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    I attempted to make a pasta with bolognaise sauce for dinner. I ended up crying my eyes out over the onions. xD

    damn them ;_;
     
  2. The Fuk? Dead

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  3. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Use goggles.
     
  4. Juicy Chaser

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    That's actually a pretty good idea. o.O
     
  5. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Whatever you do, don't touch your eyes unless you've scrubbed your hands for hours.
    Massive pain ensues if you do. It's not pleasant ;~;
     
  6. Jayn

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    I cook a lot and onions get me everytime.

    Hold a match under your nose if you have any, and a breath of fresh air always helps.
     
  7. Juicy Chaser

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    I'm assuming you don't mean a lighted match. xD
     
  8. Jayn

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    xD No, please don't do that.
     
  9. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    ... I actually assumed that that was what you meant.
     
  10. Luka Deafening silence

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    We're in the same boat bro.
     
  11. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Rubbed your eyes right after you've finished cutting onions? It BURNS. Dx
     
  12. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Why not just buy a pizza?
     
  13. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    I thought Germany was an island. Part of a continent.
     
  14. Juicy Chaser

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    There would be no pride or fun in home cooking if everyone resorted to easy food.
     
  15. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Even worse, onions and chili D8

    Dear God, it's been three years and still the mere memory makes my eyes sting...
     
  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    I hate onions so I wouldn't know, lol, but chewing gum apparently stops the crying.