Yesterday: Banged my left elbow and hurt it; now it's sore Today: Banged my right elbow and hurt it; now it's sore Banged my right knee and hurt it temporarily Caught my right pinky toe on a chair in my room on my way out for something and temporarily hurt it On top of that, my calves are sore and killing me.
Note to Amaury: you are corporeal. When you try to occupy a space that something else is already occupying it will hurt. /themoreyouknow