ShadowRant

From now on, every week, I'm going to be ranting about something random(Not always going to be video games).
I call it, the ShadowRant.

Want me to rant on something specific next week? PM me.

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Since the release of Smash Bros Brawl on Sunday, I got to thinking, and I said to myself: "WHY ARE THESE CHARACTERS HERE???"

By "These Characters" I am referring to:
Capitan Olimar
Lucas/Ness
Falco/Wolf
Diddy Kong
Jigglypuff
Mr. Game & Watch
R.O.B.

Firstly, Falco, Wolf, and Lucas, are all clones of Fox and Ness. Therefore being pointless.
Second off, nobody knows who Ness is. "What is Earthbound?" People say to me. Earthbound is dead, stop trying to promote it.
Also, Capitan Olimar is useless, 1/2 of his B moves don't do damage, and without making time to make new Pikmin, he sucks. Overall, a useless and weak character.
Jigglypuff, has been in the Smash Bros Series since the start, and SHOULDN'T be in it anymore, nobody likes a puff ball, its bad enough that Kirby is all pink and puffy (he deserves his spot in Brawl though). Jigglypuff is weak, and extremely hard to be competitively good with.
Mr. Game & Watch is another weak character, that nobody likes. "WHERE IS THIS FLAT BLACK DUDE FROM??" "WHAT'S GAME AND WATCH???" Nobody wants Game & Watch in this game anymore.
R.O.B. is a robot, also, nobody knows about him, although I have never used, or seen ROB in action, I presume he is either really cheap, or really weak. Pointless.

Other than this, Brawl is epic.

Thank you for reading.

Good Day, and Good Gaming.

~Shadow aka Kyle

 

I find this hilarious not because of the rant, but because I'm usually known as the shadow who rants. Ohh the confusion that will be caused D=

 

Maybe you need to stop ranting?
:rockdover:

 

...LMFAO! No. It got me mod, lot's of rep, and hell of a lot of respect. Good luck though.

 

Just a suggestion.

I guess we have to live with the confusion.

 

I agree with you. ESPECIALLY about jigglypuff. It was a nice addition before,but enough already.

 

jigglypuff is a F***tard if you dont mind my saying...you dont even need to play S.B.B to know that

 

I agree with the unnecessary inclusion of Jigglypuff in Brawl. To me, that would be like Nintendo deciding that the ultimate secret character that no one knows about that is playable after beating every single thing 100% on intense death difficulty, would be Magikarp, or a ? block from Mario.

 

and disrespect too.........

 

I've got one word:

Blogs.


Get one. They're great for rants.

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