SFORZATOQUEST 2012: Can You Really See Alaska from Vladivostok?

> Special, (hopefully it's steal because it's clearly the Matryoshka Corp. Soft Drink which is controlling the thing).

 

>Aggress! Wield the mighty fire keyblade.​

 

>Special

We all know FKB's special move will save us.

 

Rogue Refrigerator: Malfunction

 

*sees health difference* OH SHIZ ESCAPEESCAPEESCAPEESCAPE! ESCAPE! Oh tree....yeah can we just view what the special is? Or can I just attack and see how tremendously weak I am. -_- Or actually....let's save the special for later. maybe it's a one time use.

>Attack

CHAAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEEE!

 

This makes me feel stupid.

FKB> Call for GS to assist you.

 

>Must wield Voidagger (to voidefeat enemies with voidifficulty) Also voidynamite.
>Must make all the fangirls voidrool
>One boss must be voidragon
>VOIDONUTS MUST REPLACE PIZZA (everyone except Cat and British voidetest it)
>Team's healer = voidoctor
>We are voidestinied to voidefeat evil and save Vladivostok (A word that actually contains the letters to form void)


If you're wondering, yes, I am extremely bored. Bored... VOID OF FUN!?*shot*

 

GET OUT OF MY VOIDVENTURE

ya voidoofus

 

>Check Inventory

 

Just noticed this.

The thing is, most RPG enemies do way less damage than they take. Like, 5 damage for your 20. That actually looks like a pretty easy fight from where I'm standing. But I dunno what kind of crazy RPG this is, Ashwin could be playin' with us.

 

Knowing him, he may be doing just that.

Hey, why not recite poetry and soothe the savage beast?

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
when a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise...
When a good man goes to war.

 

Fair note of warning! BOSS BATTLES in SFORZATOQUEST are typically NOT SIMPLY HACKING-AND-SLASHING AWAY AT THE ENEMY! *

KEEP THIS IN MIND!

*

Spoiler

Usually fights are more puzzling and require abstract thinking, at least boss fights. Usually.

BOSS BATTLE

Rogue Refrigerator

Click HERE for the BATTLE THEME!
"Midsummer Mambo" (Bell Orchestre - The Gaze)

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Firekeyblade

Rogue Refrigerator​

[ooooooooo] 36/36 HP

[oooooooooooooooooooo] 80/80 HP
​

HTML:

COMMAND

> FIGHT
> ITEM
> SPECIAL
> ESCAPE

The POTATO & ANCHOVY PIZZA is already equipped.

Firekeyblade:
U-Turn Throw







Uh.

HTML:

> SPECIAL
   > COMBINATRIX MECHANISM: Adhesive Assertion
   > CAMARADERIE SHIFT <unavailable>

Combinatrix Mechanism:
ADHESIVE ASSERTION

<ADHESIVE ASSERTION makes the item currently being WIELDED, EXTREMELY ADHESIVE. ADHESIVE ASSERTION can stick the item onto the enemy.>​

Alright, it now appears that your POTATO & ANCHOVY PIZZA has some sort of FOGGY, GLUE-Y THING around it, and though you only feel it to be slightly stickier, you know that this PIZZA will be EXTREMELY HARD to REMOVE from WHATEVER YOU STICK IT TO. The GUARDIAN SOUL calls this power ADHESIVE ASSERTION, and it came as the result of ingesting a STRANGE PILL OF A RED AND GRAY COLOUR. In fact, him and all of MIDSUMMERNIGHT had PREVIOUSLY INGESTED DIFFERENT COLOURED PILLS OF SOME SORT.

You have been sure for a while this power has been useless-

BZZBBZZBBBTTZBZBTZZBBBZZTZ​

HOLY FECES-




GRAAAAAAH

You SLUMP TO THE FLOOR.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh god, you better think fast.

The ROGUE REFRIGERATOR appears to be resistant to most normal damage.

Though, it seems its SENSORS are located only at the front.



You wonder.

BOSS BATTLE

Rogue Refrigerator

Click HERE for the BATTLE THEME!
"Midsummer Mambo" (Bell Orchestre - The Gaze)

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Firekeyblade

Rogue Refrigerator​

[ooooooooo] 16/36 HP

[oooooooooooooooooooo] 77/80 HP
​

HTML:

COMMAND

> FIGHT
> ITEM
> SPECIAL
> ESCAPE

(Oh my goodness I am so sorry for that, Fire.

Also, after this update expect another delay due to exams.

Also the Rogue Refrigerator has another pair of retractable arms.)

 

Stick PIZZA on the fridge's face. IT WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE.

/acedetective

 

Try the special again. This time, make sure to aim for the sensors.

If that doesn't work, just try improvising.

 

>Throw item "POTATO & ANCHOVY PIZZA" at ROGUE REFRIDGERATOR's sensors.

 

Oh god something tells me we're going to have to use the EXAMINE prompt a lot in the future, to scan for weaknesses. "Enemy shield analyzed!"

 

>Apply pizza to sensors.

Nice drawings, What?. I like the new style quite a bit.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUDGE. I am going to die if this happens again.
>Item Let's see if I packed at least 10 potions because I'm prepared like that. >=(

 

RPG RULE #5343:

If you're being smacked for huge chunks of your health and every potion chugged would only delay the inevitable, take the shot you have instead of waiting for a fluke. Especially if you're several minutes into a tough fight. You may be about to win and never know it 'til you run out of potions.

I know I was wrong about the health thing, but I guarantee you, there's no variables about this one.

>Stick dat ho. Apply Pizza Sensorsward.

 

BOSS BATTLE

Rogue Refrigerator

Click HERE for the BATTLE THEME!
"Midsummer Mambo" (Bell Orchestre - The Gaze)

​

Firekeyblade

Rogue Refrigerator​

[ooooooooo] 16/36 HP

[oooooooooooooooooooo] 77/80 HP
​

HTML:

COMMAND

> FIGHT
> ITEM
> SPECIAL
> ESCAPE

STICK.


Success! Something was actually successful today!

But goodness, now what in the world do you do? You are WEAPONLESS. The ROGUE REFRIGERATOR, however CANNOT SENSE YOUR PRESENCE. It may still have a SLIGHT AWARENESS OF THE ROOM, however, especially considering how it has BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE.

You can BARELY DAMAGE the ROGUE REFRIGERATOR.

BOSS BATTLE

Rogue Refrigerator

Click HERE for the BATTLE THEME!
"Midsummer Mambo" (Bell Orchestre - The Gaze)

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Firekeyblade

Rogue Refrigerator <BLIND ಥ>​

[ooooooooo] 16/36 HP

[oooooooooooooooooooo] 73/80 HP
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HTML:

COMMAND

>> FREE COMMAND
> FIGHT
> ITEM
> SPECIAL
> ESCAPE

Spoiler

Though the BATTLE SYSTEM is still active, there are times, such as these, where FREE COMMAND TURNS are given for the sake of PLOT-BASED PUZZLE-SOLVING. In this instance, you have the chance to GIVE A COMMAND THAT IS NOT SIMPLY ONE OF THE FOUR CHOICES, but it CAN BE. It can also be a STRATEGY TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE.

Be careful with your choice here.

For future reference, SFORZATOQUEST has an AUTOMATIC SAVE before any STORY BATTLES.